Posted by karen_kay on May 2, 2004, at 13:53:31
miss honey and mr. bean
tuesday 2:00 pm
2:00-2:05 miss honey is left in the waiting room. she begins to sweat and is weraing white. things are not looking good.
2:05-2:10 mr. bean comes to get miss honey and sees she looks a bit disturbed. he leads he to his office, up those fine stairs, and notices her rear is not bouncing as much as normal. uh oh! he's in for trouble.
2:10-2:11 miss honey puts her hands on her head, only to reveal stains from sweating in the waiting room. bean winces and she quickly puts her arms down at her side.
2:11-2:15 bean then decides to check his own arm pits. they too have been sweating, so he excuses himself to apply deodorant. miss honey is fuming!
2:15-2:35 bean walks in the room with a fresh shave, a new suit and the hint of old spice. miss honey is thrilled!
2:35-2:45 bean sits on miss honey's lap, rather than his usual seating arrangement. he says, "tell me about your anxiety." she says, "i'm anxious because you look so darn good." he winks. she winks. somewhere in the distance barry white begins singing.
2:45-2:50 they begin to kiss but miss honey notices she has lettuce stuck in her teeth. she quickly removes it with her fingernail, bean winces and she screams, "hey! if you can do it with roast beef, i can do it with a piece of lettuce!"
2:51 bean announces, "our time is done". miss honey snarls, "boy, not just yet." the door closes, the music gets louder, and miss honey experiences her first taste of boundary violations! yahoo miss honey!
das ende..
miss honey, i was thinking about you :) how is old bean? still wearing those sweaters tucked in? i miss our agendas you know! are you still using them? do tell please.....
poster:karen_kay
thread:342486
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