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Posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
To all you available men: soon-to-be-single white manic depressive searching for the next place to park my emotional baggage. I'm looking for that special man with comprehensive medical coverage,
PPO preferred but will consider a good HMO with low co-pays.I have green eyes, red hair, and a truly impressive drug tolerance. My interests are sleeping, obsessing and feeling guilty. I enjoy routine drives to the pharmacy, long walks to the hospital cafeteria and smoke breaks. I'm a great housekeeper in manic cycle, and I can tell a Valium from an aspirin at 20 yards.
I don't spend a lot of money on frivolous things like haircuts and nice clothes. I'm a down-to-earth, scrubs-and-sweats kind of gal. I dislike sunshine, loud noises, 4-point restraints and generic Xanax. I'm usually willing to try new things, like ECT and different phobias.
If you're not into timid, dependent types, I'm your dream girl. I've scared off police dogs and gang members. If you need lots of "space", I'm often emotionally distant or committed elsewhere.
So, as you can tell, I won't be available for long. Take a chance with me, gentlemen, and never
risk boredom again!
-Gracie
Posted by Kar on April 15, 2003, at 15:58:43
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
...this would've sent me head over heels:
"scared off police dogs and gang members"Thanks for the chuckle and 1/2.
It's also good to hear that your sense of humor remains after all you seem to be going through.
Good for you.
Posted by leeran on April 15, 2003, at 16:40:17
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
LOLOLOL!
You might get a call from my husband. We had a semi-encounter with a gang member about a month ago (thanks to my fearless stupidity).
He's used to just about everything else you've mentioned in your post and he chose a PPO over an HMO this last go around (at my insistence). That said, he's already been pre-nagged and he's pre-conditioned to all sorts of emotional baggage (His first wife had ADHD, I was recently dx'd with ADD and his stepson has ADHD).
If nothing else, you could move in with us and perhaps your manic cleaning cycles would be out of sync with mine and we could all live together in blissful (albeit slightly neurotic) cleanliness.
Is there such a thing as "post of the week?" If so, yours should be it.
Posted by Greg on April 15, 2003, at 17:05:27
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
Gracie, you slay me!!! LOL!
If you like, I can post this at my work and see if there's any interest? I must warn you though, I work for a company that designs nuclear reactors and the chances of getting someone who glows in the dark is pretty fair...
This really is great!
Greg
Posted by noa on April 15, 2003, at 17:37:30
In reply to Re: NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE » white rabbit, posted by Greg on April 15, 2003, at 17:05:27
Gracie,
Thanks for making me laugh. I was having a grumpy day, so your very funny "in search of" ad hit the spot.
Thank goodness for humor.
Thank you!
Posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 17:52:29
In reply to Re: NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE » white rabbit, posted by Greg on April 15, 2003, at 17:05:27
Greg-post away! I'm an x-ray tech so I'd "glow" together just perfectly with that type.
Sorry that was bad, must be time for a pill...
Gracie
Posted by Ted on April 15, 2003, at 17:58:51
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
Posted by WorryGirl on April 15, 2003, at 19:04:11
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
Posted by lostsailor on April 15, 2003, at 21:51:05
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
WR...
Your post is acutely funny.I wrote a witty, cathartic, post back.
But while "proofing" it, I realized that,
what started out a joke, had me
giggling tears.
I guess, you seem so much my ideal,
I mistakenly thought this were real,I don't think I like reality at the moment.
It makes me hostile in a pacifist's way
I'm glad you can play hop-scotch
with emotions.We've had Twister here before
and tumbled and laughed.You are one of us.
You seem single, so mingle.
But if you choose to marry or date,
know that I
make great xanax stir fryIn peace, ~tony
p.s. the 2 page response if originally wrote, is
going to be printed and along with yours and brought to doc.
I see a med change a comin'... 'Tis spring
Posted by justyourlaugh on April 15, 2003, at 21:54:33
In reply to Thanks for making me smile :) (nm) » white rabbit, posted by WorryGirl on April 15, 2003, at 19:04:11
Posted by lostsailor on April 15, 2003, at 22:11:34
In reply to i would follow the white rabbit... (nm), posted by justyourlaugh on April 15, 2003, at 21:54:33
Posted by justyourlaugh on April 16, 2003, at 8:08:53
In reply to right down the hole, to the Chesire cat????_-jyl (nm), posted by lostsailor on April 15, 2003, at 22:11:34
Posted by white rabbit on April 16, 2003, at 18:38:26
In reply to follow the white rabbit-matrix (nm) » lostsailor, posted by justyourlaugh on April 16, 2003, at 8:08:53
Posted by shar on April 16, 2003, at 23:20:08
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
Who in their right mind could resist that?!
Shar
Posted by lostsailor on April 17, 2003, at 2:06:18
In reply to I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here 8^) (nm), posted by white rabbit on April 16, 2003, at 18:38:26
Not opening any in string at moment aside form you and jyl...marry me white rabbit, pls!!
in peace~tony
Posted by white rabbit on April 17, 2003, at 10:44:40
In reply to to wr and jyo...others will open I assume,,,lol, posted by lostsailor on April 17, 2003, at 2:06:18
Posted by lostsailor on April 17, 2003, at 14:34:42
In reply to NEUROTIC SEEKS MATE, posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
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