Posted by white rabbit on April 15, 2003, at 15:08:32
To all you available men: soon-to-be-single white manic depressive searching for the next place to park my emotional baggage. I'm looking for that special man with comprehensive medical coverage,
PPO preferred but will consider a good HMO with low co-pays.I have green eyes, red hair, and a truly impressive drug tolerance. My interests are sleeping, obsessing and feeling guilty. I enjoy routine drives to the pharmacy, long walks to the hospital cafeteria and smoke breaks. I'm a great housekeeper in manic cycle, and I can tell a Valium from an aspirin at 20 yards.
I don't spend a lot of money on frivolous things like haircuts and nice clothes. I'm a down-to-earth, scrubs-and-sweats kind of gal. I dislike sunshine, loud noises, 4-point restraints and generic Xanax. I'm usually willing to try new things, like ECT and different phobias.
If you're not into timid, dependent types, I'm your dream girl. I've scared off police dogs and gang members. If you need lots of "space", I'm often emotionally distant or committed elsewhere.
So, as you can tell, I won't be available for long. Take a chance with me, gentlemen, and never
risk boredom again!
-Gracie
poster:white rabbit
thread:219597
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