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Posted by B Day on November 10, 2000, at 17:13:27
In reply to Re: Czar Noa....Ambassador needs slap on wrist, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 14:05:15
> Dear Puppy Paws,
>
> JUST so the record's straight, your fingers never ONCE hurt me!!!!!!!
>
> CPEThank you Sterling, the Ambassador was very much relieved to know that he had not hurt you with his fingers, but he still intends to use them more thoughtfully and tenderly with you in the future.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Even when the Ambassador tries to avoid it, innuendo can be read in his words. It seems the Ambassador CANNOT HELP HIMSELF! The List Of Words To Be Avoided for him will surely come to include better than 90% of the Lumptonian Dictionary!
A Note To The Czarina:
I, the Ambassador, accept full responsibility for my actions so please don't think for a moment that CPE set me up for that one.
Sulking from the Dog House,
Lambrassador B
Posted by B Day on November 10, 2000, at 17:36:39
In reply to Re: Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a Lumptoniaholic... » B Day, posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 17:12:16
> Boy, do I have experience here.....
>
> HI BOB!
>
> > (in chorus) ..."Hi, Bob!"Dear Havenmaster,
The Ambassador was so excited to get your correspondence he actually stepped out of the Ambassadorial Dog House, rose upon his hind legs and danced the Officially Choreographed Lumptonian Shuffle.
The Ambassador has been concerned with the well-being of the Havenmaster the last couple of days, particularly since it was on his "puppy doo" that the poor Havenmaster slipped and hurt himself on.
The Ambassador has been composing an email to the Havenmaster filled with warm words (probably full of innuendo though), but was hesitant in that it would of course be unsolicited.
Once again, it is good to hear from you. The Ambassador hopes you continue to visit Lumptonia and its adjacent realms for a long time to come. You have been most excellent citizen and blessing for all of these diverse peoples.
Wagging his tale from the Dog House,
Ambassador B
Posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:35:03
In reply to Re: Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a Lumptoniaholic... » B Day, posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 17:12:16
::::embraces the HavenMaster:::::: Ooops.... far too much activity for a Lumptonian..... aw, hell with it..... and hugs the HavenMaster anyway!
CPE Sterling
Posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 19:22:43
In reply to Re: Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a Lumptoniaholic..., posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:35:03
To all,
This evening, my WH was attempting to string a cord from the telephone jack to his laptop computer while I passively watched from the couch. As part of this manuveur, a very LARGE bookcase he was attempting to move began rocking dangerously, threatening to spill all of its contents, television, a thousand books, cd player, etc., on the pristine (:::LOL:::) floor..... I suggested that he (we) might consider stringing the cord behind the bookcase in a way that wouldn't require moving the bookcase at all. Realizing the blazing wisdom of my suggestion, he said, "Do you always have to find the simplest and easiest way to do something?" I smiled sweetly. Then, he slapped his forehead and said, "Sure you do that... after all, you ARE a Lumptonian!"
CPE Sterling (and a mite smug)
Posted by B Day on November 10, 2000, at 19:33:13
In reply to Re: Lumptonian Victory!!!!!!!, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 19:22:43
> To all,
>
> This evening, my WH was attempting to string a cord from the telephone jack to his laptop computer while I passively watched from the couch. As part of this manuveur, a very LARGE bookcase he was attempting to move began rocking dangerously, threatening to spill all of its contents, television, a thousand books, cd player, etc., on the pristine (:::LOL:::) floor..... I suggested that he (we) might consider stringing the cord behind the bookcase in a way that wouldn't require moving the bookcase at all. Realizing the blazing wisdom of my suggestion, he said, "Do you always have to find the simplest and easiest way to do something?" I smiled sweetly. Then, he slapped his forehead and said, "Sure you do that... after all, you ARE a Lumptonian!"
>
> CPE Sterling (and a mite smug)
Posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 19:50:38
In reply to Re: Lumptonian Victory!!!!!!!, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 19:22:43
Coral,
You are an inspiration to every person who ever scratched their head and mumbled "There's GOT be be an easier way!"
I salute you, half-heartedly while lying on the couch with my head on my pillow wrapped tightly in my blanket of course....
> To all,
>
> This evening, my WH was attempting to string a cord from the telephone jack to his laptop computer while I passively watched from the couch. As part of this manuveur, a very LARGE bookcase he was attempting to move began rocking dangerously, threatening to spill all of its contents, television, a thousand books, cd player, etc., on the pristine (:::LOL:::) floor..... I suggested that he (we) might consider stringing the cord behind the bookcase in a way that wouldn't require moving the bookcase at all. Realizing the blazing wisdom of my suggestion, he said, "Do you always have to find the simplest and easiest way to do something?" I smiled sweetly. Then, he slapped his forehead and said, "Sure you do that... after all, you ARE a Lumptonian!"
>
> CPE Sterling (and a mite smug)
Posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 9:59:50
In reply to Re: Lumptonian Victory!!!!!!!, posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 19:50:38
TGIS!
After five whole days dodging close calls of nearly having to do stuff, the Ambassador is looking forward to two full days of exquisite uninterupted lumping. Praise be to Her!
From his blanky in the Dog House,
Am B
Posted by noa on November 11, 2000, at 10:39:16
In reply to Re: Lumptonian Victory!!!!!!!, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 19:22:43
> To all,
>
> This evening, my WH was attempting to string a cord from the telephone jack to his laptop computer while I passively watched from the couch. As part of this manuveur, a very LARGE bookcase he was attempting to move began rocking dangerously, threatening to spill all of its contents, television, a thousand books, cd player, etc., on the pristine (:::LOL:::) floor..... I suggested that he (we) might consider stringing the cord behind the bookcase in a way that wouldn't require moving the bookcase at all. Realizing the blazing wisdom of my suggestion, he said, "Do you always have to find the simplest and easiest way to do something?" I smiled sweetly. Then, he slapped his forehead and said, "Sure you do that... after all, you ARE a Lumptonian!"
>
> CPE Sterling (and a mite smug)
Posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 19:05:44
In reply to Re: Lumptonian Victory!!!!!!!GOL (np) » coral, posted by noa on November 11, 2000, at 10:39:16
...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ZZZzzzzzsmacksmacksmacksmackzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by shar on November 11, 2000, at 19:09:47
In reply to Re: anent, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 13:11:40
CPE--
Of course I have pagan interests! That's why the G rating worries me. So often I don't fit in. Because we know pagans have fun...Baaadddd fun!HC Epidural (aka Rosebud)
> Dear Rosebud,
>
> Thank you for clarifying "anent". I thoroughly enjoy the Ren Faire, even though I have to rest up for weeks before attending! Have you pagan interests as well, which are surely Lumptonian, undoubtedly?
>
> Namaste'
Posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 19:51:18
In reply to All quiet in Lumptonia, I think I'll take a nap., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 19:05:44
...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZzzzz--------poot!----------zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-------poot!-------ZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by coral on November 11, 2000, at 21:05:19
In reply to Re: anent » coral, posted by shar on November 11, 2000, at 19:09:47
Dear HC Epidural,
Hey, Texas, I KNEW there was a connection.....as one who has been known to dance under the full moon.
Maybe we can discuss our mutual interests at the Haven...
CPE
>
>
>
>
>
> > Dear Rosebud,
> >
> > Thank you for clarifying "anent". I thoroughly enjoy the Ren Faire, even though I have to rest up for weeks before attending! Have you pagan interests as well, which are surely Lumptonian, undoubtedly?
> >
> > Namaste'
Posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
In reply to z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 19:51:18
...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ-----ummmmmmmmmMMM
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm------------zzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzz-sniff-zzzzzzzzzzz----smack-smack----zzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz-------poot!-------zzzzZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
In reply to Re: z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
Dear Lumptonians,
Refreshed from a fine day of napping and a delicious breakfast of coffee and chocolate cup cakes, the Ambassador, once again found himself contentedly decomposing. He would like to offer the following anthem for consideration by the people. It is for our armed forces, which we still don't have. Since it is obvious though that we do have a militia, I offer at this time.
From the wails of Hypomania,
To the scares of Schizophrene
We will write our country's babble,
On the couch before TV.
First to fight for Lumping freedom
And to keep our SOs trained
We are proud to wear the blanky
Of the Borderline Insane.The Ambassador would like to say there is not one scrap of inspired creation in the whole of the public domain that he is too proud to pilfer for the Lumptonian people.
It has also just occurred to the Ambassador that when Mozart was his age, he had been dead for thirteen years.
>:-(
Am B
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 10:33:28
In reply to Re: anent, posted by coral on November 11, 2000, at 21:05:19
Works for me! I say give me that REAL old-time religion!!
HC Ectoplasm
> Dear HC Epidural,
>
> Hey, Texas, I KNEW there was a connection.....as one who has been known to dance under the full moon.
>
> Maybe we can discuss our mutual interests at the Haven...
>
> CPE
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > > Dear Rosebud,
> > >
> > > Thank you for clarifying "anent". I thoroughly enjoy the Ren Faire, even though I have to rest up for weeks before attending! Have you pagan interests as well, which are surely Lumptonian, undoubtedly?
> > >
> > > Namaste'
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:14:20
In reply to Re: z-z-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..., posted by B Day on November 11, 2000, at 21:31:25
Were I still Historical Curator, it would be written that the Ambassador shall always have his own separate room when he retires to sleep for the night. Given his graphic description of sleeping (which affects all of the senses) no good Lumptonian citizen should be subjected to the Horror...er, I mean Honor of sharing a room with him.
HC Ellipsis and Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> ...zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZ-----ummmmmmmmmMMM
> MMMMMMMmmmmmmm------------zzzzzzzzzzzz
> zzzz-sniff-zzzzzzzzzzz----smack-smack----zzzzzz
> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
> zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz-------poot!-------zzzzZZ
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:10:32
In reply to Re: z-z-zzz--Traveling with the Ambassador, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:14:20
Now, everyone knows what a mild-mannered, gentle soul that I am. HOWEVER, it is in violation of my Lumptonian Constitutional Rights if I have to be subjected to the Ambassador's "musical" accompaniment to his marvelous battle song. I'm just concerned that the wonderful, magnificent lyrics would be . . . there is JUST no way I can phrase it delicately . . . and we all know that people do not sing particularly well while holding their noses.
While I personally have no plans of traveling with the Ambassador, except in spirit (VEG), I concur with Rosebud's suggestion.
CPE
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 12:56:36
In reply to Re: z-z-zzz--Traveling with the Ambassador, posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:10:32
To the People Of Lumptonia,
The Ambassador would now like to apologize for his unfortunate choice of NOISES. The Ambassador would like to remind everyone that he was napping at the time, but nevertheless he is sorry for unwittingly tainting the otherwise pleasant atmosphere of Lumptonia.
The Ambassador attributes this temporary phenomena to the infernal health food he ate. He would like to expel any remaining cause of concern for the people. Surely it will soon pass. The wind of change is already blowing.
I hope this will help the nation breathe more easily.
Airing out the Dog House,
Your Lambrassador
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
In reply to Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
Dear Lambrassador,
No matter what horrible, insulting, damning, and heinous things the people of Lumptonia may say about you, there can be no doubt of your creativity, to wit, the Anthem.I am planning to send it to my cousin who is a Marine, and also in the special forces (so secret even he doesn't know what he's doing!). He is great big and strong, and only a little bright, and not much of a sense of humor, but I know he will really enjoy your anthem. If he wants your address, what should I tell him?
I am completely sincere when I compliment your ability to make one Laugh and Laugh, and give tons of material for the citizens of Lumptonia to work with.
Former Herstorical Curator, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> Dear Lumptonians,
>
> Refreshed from a fine day of napping and a delicious breakfast of coffee and chocolate cup cakes, the Ambassador, once again found himself contentedly decomposing. He would like to offer the following anthem for consideration by the people. It is for our armed forces, which we still don't have. Since it is obvious though that we do have a militia, I offer at this time.
>
> From the wails of Hypomania,
> To the scares of Schizophrene
> We will write our country's babble,
> On the couch before TV.
> First to fight for Lumping freedom
> And to keep our SOs trained
> We are proud to wear the blanky
> Of the Borderline Insane.
>
> The Ambassador would like to say there is not one scrap of inspired creation in the whole of the public domain that he is too proud to pilfer for the Lumptonian people.
>
> It has also just occurred to the Ambassador that when Mozart was his age, he had been dead for thirteen years.
>
> >:-(
>
> Am B
Posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 19:27:18
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » B Day, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
Dearest Rosebud,
> Dear Lambrassador,
> No matter what horrible, insulting, damning, and heinous things the people of Lumptonia may say about you,
>The Ambassador did not know this. He cannot believe his new protruding eyeballs! The poor Ambassador is so misunderstood. :-(
> there can be no doubt of your creativity, to wit, the Anthem.
>
> I am planning to send it to my cousin who is a Marine, and also in the special forces (so secret even he doesn't know what he's doing!). He is great big and strong, and only a little bright, and not much of a sense of humor, but I know he will really enjoy your anthem. If he wants your address, what should I tell him?
>Tell him to get in touch if he'd like: dayworks@vci.net
Perhaps he and his buddies could help me "embellish" the remaining three verses in the Marine version of the tune.
> I am completely sincere when I compliment your ability to make one Laugh and Laugh, and give tons of material for the citizens of Lumptonia to work with.
>
> Former Herstorical Curator, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
>Sincerity becomes you dear Rosebud when your saying nice things to the Ambassador. He always enjoys those rare occasions. Thank you Your Quitterness for such a wonderful compliment. It is a treasure the Ambassador will keep in his heart till that day when the Bird Of Fate guides him to that Big Couch In The Sky.
Your poor, pitiful servant,
Ambassador B
Posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:30:55
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » B Day, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
Dear Shar-
When you write your cousin the Marine, make sure you explain the big words. LOL
-Gracie (former Army sgt.)
Posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:35:44
In reply to Re: Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene » shar, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 19:27:18
Your Quitterness!!! I love it!!!!
-Gracie
Posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:39:34
In reply to Looking for a few good lumps, posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 19:30:55
When you say "big," should I count syllables or letters? Anything over 5 letters goes into the glossary?
Shar (Former Air Force Brat)
>
> Dear Shar-
> When you write your cousin the Marine, make sure you explain the big words. LOL
> -Gracie (former Army sgt.)
Posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:48:16
In reply to Re: HC yells: Addenddum, posted by Emmanuela on November 9, 2000, at 14:09:31
Even though we have folded the Havenmaster back into Lumptonia, the former HC, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud), we may find in the future a need for a come hither dance, should any others try to escape...er, I mean feel the need to leave.
Have you ideas for the dance? Is it choreographed? Don't be too advanced for us, please. I can grasp the Lumptonian walk (I can even lift my head while doing the walk), but I don't know how much fancier I can get.
My most grateful thanks to our Choreographer.
> How could the Politically Correct Prime Ministress overlook putting racer's name in the 'Come Hither' Dance being choreographed? Deep apologies - I think perhaps the speed conjured up by the name was just too much for the P.M. to contemplate.
Posted by coral on November 13, 2000, at 11:18:21
In reply to Re: Come Hither Dance » Emmanuela, posted by shar on November 13, 2000, at 0:48:16
Febreze!!!!!!
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