Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 18:28:21
In reply to Presenting: The Scares Of Schizophrene, posted by B Day on November 12, 2000, at 10:09:20
Dear Lambrassador,
No matter what horrible, insulting, damning, and heinous things the people of Lumptonia may say about you, there can be no doubt of your creativity, to wit, the Anthem.I am planning to send it to my cousin who is a Marine, and also in the special forces (so secret even he doesn't know what he's doing!). He is great big and strong, and only a little bright, and not much of a sense of humor, but I know he will really enjoy your anthem. If he wants your address, what should I tell him?
I am completely sincere when I compliment your ability to make one Laugh and Laugh, and give tons of material for the citizens of Lumptonia to work with.
Former Herstorical Curator, now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> Dear Lumptonians,
>
> Refreshed from a fine day of napping and a delicious breakfast of coffee and chocolate cup cakes, the Ambassador, once again found himself contentedly decomposing. He would like to offer the following anthem for consideration by the people. It is for our armed forces, which we still don't have. Since it is obvious though that we do have a militia, I offer at this time.
>
> From the wails of Hypomania,
> To the scares of Schizophrene
> We will write our country's babble,
> On the couch before TV.
> First to fight for Lumping freedom
> And to keep our SOs trained
> We are proud to wear the blanky
> Of the Borderline Insane.
>
> The Ambassador would like to say there is not one scrap of inspired creation in the whole of the public domain that he is too proud to pilfer for the Lumptonian people.
>
> It has also just occurred to the Ambassador that when Mozart was his age, he had been dead for thirteen years.
>
> >:-(
>
> Am B
poster:shar
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