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Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 10:05:34
I was just lying there and all of a sudden there were pigtails in my face and I was giggling. I don't know if giggling implies consent.
Wow.
It all started when KK said "I'm taking my pants off". and then she asked if I was taking my shirt off. I couldn't lie.
I thought we were just joking. until...
If you don't believe me, just ask someone else. there was one witness.
If I weren't so shocked. I'd write a little poem about my first time with kk.
finally our engagement consumated.
-Ll
Posted by Happyflower on May 20, 2007, at 10:28:13
In reply to Kk ravished me :O, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 10:05:34
What a wild night! Many shots later I think I had a dream of KK taking advantage of Llupsie, I think I saw pig tails flying, but who knows the truth. But they could at least had the door shut! LOL Maybe it really did happen?
Happyflower is still in fog that even coffee isn't helping, so I will post later, after a much needed nap.
Happyflower isn't used to partying, I learned how to do shots of tequilla with salt and lime. And Jammer wanted to make sure I did it right! Good stuff! :-) I was the oldest of the group, but the least experienced! I can't say much, gotta keep what happens in X, stays in X.
Bye bye!
Posted by karen_kay on May 20, 2007, at 10:47:45
In reply to Kk ravished me :O, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 10:05:34
first of all, how do you know, with the pig tails and all, that i'm not dinah????? hmmmmm????
as well..... it wasn't my husband who suggested the 'chinese balls' in the closet. so woman, before you accuse me, take a look at yourself. i think eric clapton told me that, but i'm sure he stole it from someone far more talented and negelcted to give him credit for the song (poor jj cale, never given due credit. jj cale, will you marry me too?)
ok, back to what i was saying. you knew you wanted it. your very husband suggested by telephone the balls in the closet. you left the door open for the kitty to come play, making it a threeway. (i hear you over there saying i'm so very fast this very instant!!!)
you were the one suggesting you take off your shirt. you were the one saying 'go ahead, take that other shot. go ahead, place your head on jammer's breast (jammer, will you marry me?)'
so, noodle, you can't play miss innocent in this catastrophe. my pigtails, you know you loved the smell of them. the way they brushed gently against your face. the ony thing that bothers you is that laurie got out of here with the balls. admit it....
Posted by Phillipa on May 20, 2007, at 11:15:41
In reply to you knew what you wanted! *so many trigger* » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 20, 2007, at 10:47:45
Did you guys have a real sleep over? I'm jelous!!!Love Phillipa
Posted by All Done on May 20, 2007, at 12:32:42
In reply to Kk ravished me :O, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 10:05:34
Did I miss all the fun after I left, though? What's up with that?
And how was it that I left with all the balls? Well, I guess that goes with the territory of having a penis, huh? Not that I was the only one with a penis last night. Was I, ladies??? ;)
Posted by jammerlich on May 20, 2007, at 18:35:14
In reply to Re: But she proposed to me...in person! *trigger?*, posted by All Done on May 20, 2007, at 12:32:42
kk did, indeed, get up close and personal with my breast. Frankly, I'm offended she hasn't made a bigger deal out of it. It was pretty special. (btw, dear, of course I'll marry you)
Llurpsie likes special bananas.
The scoops of ice cream must be placed evenly, though. And she has issues with whipped cream and raspberries. I don't really understand; they seem innocent enough. Talk about a picky eater!And, MAN 'O MAN, let me tell just you......that AllDone has some balls. I mean, she clearly had plently to start with....driving 4 crazy women around; but she left with WAY more balls than she started with. I hope it doesn't make her husband feel bad.
As for happyflower, she bought new underwear in honor of the occasion. What a gal! We're going to have to work on her tequila shooting method, though. But, it's a fun thing to practice!!
Oh, and as for the ravishing b/w kk and Llurpsie, I didn't actually see anything; but, they were in an awfully big hurry to get back to bed this morning after they said goodbye to me.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 19:06:32
In reply to So here's the real deal, posted by jammerlich on May 20, 2007, at 18:35:14
Jammer,
I only wish that I were as fearless as KK. I might have cuddled with the other half of you.You are all very lovely people and I feel very blessed to have spent some quality time with you.
I will not lie. I have an intrinsic fear of disappointing people. hence perfection and hostly anxiety. But I did enjoy many moments of perfect mirth and easygoingness. Although there was some awkwardness surrounding the banana, who arrived perfectly deliciously surrounded in caramel sauce and then kept on getting smaller and smaller and smaller. and that is not the effect I generally like to have on bananas.
I think that is what KK detected when she decided that the time was right to make her move. I'm sure the neighbors were startled to hear such raucous giggling at that hour from my scholarly confines.
And I am in awe that KK was able to be frank about some of her real fears and anxieties. It doesn't matter that we all think that it's silly. What matters is that KK felt comfy enough to share with us. She is lovely, just don't believe a word she says. That's a direct quote, and she "okd" all direct quotes. Although you may PBC me if you please.
My record SHOULD be blemished by now.
A klonopin and a pseudo nap later. And some Dharma. and some tea, and I am starting to feel more myself than I have in a long time.
Maybe it was the inner awakening of my oh. nevermind. it was just a silly one-night stand.
kk, dearest, you forgot your pillow. I will weep on it daily and mourn the grace of the head that usually rests on it. the gentle perfume of fearlessness, and camels.
best to you all,
-Ll
Posted by TexasChic on May 20, 2007, at 19:12:32
In reply to So here's the real deal, posted by jammerlich on May 20, 2007, at 18:35:14
No fair! Sounds like yall had fun. I wish I was close enough to come by. Where are yall anyway? (You can bmail if you want to tell me).
-T
Posted by Happyflower on May 20, 2007, at 19:28:47
In reply to Re: So here's the real deal, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 20, 2007, at 19:06:32
Yeah, okay here is the real story!
We had a very BALLSY weekend! Why are 5 women who are away from their kids and husbands fixated on balls? I am not sure of that answer, maybe you can help us figure it out what it means.
KK has a lot of balls, different colored ones that you can chew and blow bubbles with, and she shares them with everyone! Plus anyone who can wear high heel shoes for miles all day on hard surfaces, and still lookes sexy, deserves some serious respect, she has the biggest balls of us all.
All done likes to sniff green fuzzy balls, that used to be Lurpsie's husband's! Oh my! ( I didn' t know she was so wild!) Too bad Lurpsie's husband will have to do without his fun sport! But KK tried to steal the real balls away!
Jammer, oh, boy, a huge fish like creature that looked like a giant slug wanted to play soccer ball with her. We had to hold her back, she was really getting too excited and wanted to jump in and play too!
Well our dear Llurpsie Noodle made me try little black slug balls in my tea (not T, but tea) Plus she shared with me her stash of some foreign grasslike substance rolled up in little balls. I am not sure what is in them, but I haven't felt so happy in my life!
Oh, well me? Well happyflower had a "ball" and it makes me want to "bawl" because it is all over! I had such a great time meeting everyone, and I feel like it is a life changing moment for me. I will never forget the good time we had and the deepest darkest most secrets of our lives.
P.S. Llurpsie, look above your TV, there is something for you that I forgot to tell you about!
Posted by Happyflower on May 20, 2007, at 20:04:00
In reply to Happyflower drops the ball!, posted by Happyflower on May 20, 2007, at 19:28:47
I was scared because Llurpsie was prepared all weekend with a lot of blocks by the door if we misbehaved.
Posted by zenhussy on May 20, 2007, at 20:08:40
In reply to you knew what you wanted! *so many trigger* » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 20, 2007, at 10:47:45
Posted by zenhussy on May 20, 2007, at 21:11:37
In reply to So here's the real deal, posted by jammerlich on May 20, 2007, at 18:35:14
Posted by karen_kay on May 20, 2007, at 21:19:17
In reply to you knew what you wanted! *so many trigger* » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 20, 2007, at 10:47:45
ok, since i'm the worst gossip in the WHOLE world, ever, i'm going to spill the beans.....
(everyone listening? i'm serious here! i'm telling everything. i know who's sleeping with mister bob. i know who the hacker is. i know kk's cup size. oh wait, we discussed that and determined i, in fact do not know kk's cup size. oopsie, i'm wrong there, but i must admit li was pleasantly surprised with kk's cup size (and yes, that does rhyme too!).
now, where was i? and did i spell surprized correctly the first time or this time? feel free to answer, please.
now, i'm starting in alphabetical order, just to show no preferential treatment:
kk: gosh kk, i had to lie. you are my very favorite indeed. you somehow managed to go from 'small town girl' to 'mrs. mapquest' in no time. of course, you don't know how to answer a cell phone, nor do you know how to turn one off, you managed to somehow intice a lizard into groping you! quite the vixen you became in no time. how proud kk is of you, kk. you showed those feet, kept your pants on, let them hear you tinkle (while trying your best not to), told a woman not to get married (then gave her the go ahead when she said ti was her second time, because 'you only get married twice!'), and managed not to get pulled over or lost! kk, kk's so proud and delighted! while you may be a bit sad (yes, you missed you duck i'm sure (even though you ate duck? is that twisted?). yes, you missed mr kk, i'm certain. sure, you always get sad when you think about meeting such beautiful people, who do such wonderful things. and sure, you get sad when confronted with certain social issues you're not used to miss naive, thinks everyone has a home. but, enough about such sad things mrs kk, on to those other beautiful woman.
and in no particular order now, other than alphabetical: (and oh lord, don't let me get my alphabet wrong...) see, now i'm even making a list on the side, so i don't get it wrong. i'm siezed with such horrible guilt, you know. even preempted guilt. go figure....
happyflower: so, you get to go first. well, aren't you lucky, eh? you were the lucky observer last night. you got to see the humpin. though you claim you didn't want to, but you know you did. why didn't you join in? you know you had some balls (i saw you with them just hours prior dear), and three is always better than two. i enjoyed this morning. you know, you have the ability to eat without making a sound. this is a quality i find very enjoyable and very necessary in a mate. and you can really drink coffee. in fact, you drank more than me. never have i ever thought i would see the day, when someone would out-drink me in coffee. go figure. not only did i enjoy getting to know you this morning, i also enjoyed you getting to know my butt this morning (and boy oh boy, did it ever look fantastic in those pants! verticle stripes, i say YES!). i wish i would have gotten to know more about you though. not only for future blackmail material (oh, i'm only kidding, remember, don't ever take me seriously sweetie!), but just so i can know you better dear. i think we really have alot in common, and i did enjoy hearing what i did. don't worry, your secret tail and seventh nipple is safe with me. oopsie, did i just say that out loud :) (oh shoot, that hoorible memory of mine, i'm getting you confused with laurie's story of her seventh nipple and secret tail... oopsie, did i say that out loud too? oh dear, i can't keep secrets for crap.) it was lovely meeting you. and it was nice hearing about my muscles. i do drink old lady drinks, you know?!
jammer: while i laid my head upon your breast, i know you were thinking 'how could i ever had thought of not stalking you?'. you were, i know it. lookit woman, never have i ever seen such beautiful eyes. (of course, i could say you have close competition, with my own, but i won't dare, because it's simply not true.) that accent of yours is something else i wouldn't mind picking up (if you know what i mean. i've heard that antibiotics won't cure everything, but i'm used to that itchy feeling and you can get used to it too my dear. lord knows soon enough mr noodle's going to get used to it. sorry you missed that part dollface, but early to bed means missing all the fun.) that gentle voice and demeanor of yuors is somethign i will never forget. those breastestes are somethign i will always admire. thank you so much for the chance to not only touch them, but also the touching you did.laurie: i don't even know where to begin. you are just the hussy i always figured you to be. those shoes, torn and tattered, from walking the streets all day. shouldn't you be at home or working a regular job, rather than turning tricks? shameless..... get thee to the nunnery!
seriously though, (god, can i be serious for just a minute, or would this go on for an hour?) i was thinking about you on my 17,000 hour drive home. i thought about you for 16,999 minutes of it. the other minute, i thought about prince. i thought that maybe, perhaps he would marry me. what do you think? see, i didn't think i could be serious for even a minute. it's about fing time, isn't it? how in the world, could a lady propose to the most wonderful lady in the world, if not in person? hmmmmmm? and you, with just the kind of car i would want (you must have known that. you just must have), how could i not?
and with us, just living 17,000 hours apart, what took us so long? knowing that i am, indeed, a chick magnet and a legend, not to mention, so very fond of such great beauty, charm, wisdom (such winsdom laurie), lovely feet, those shoes, that hair....wowsa, do i even need to go on? (yes, i think i do... mother, may i, for i must purge these thoughts.....) that busom (wowsa zen, if only you knew, and i couldn't even bring myself to grab them, i must confess....i'm hanging my head in disappointment, but for crying out loud her mom was a NUN! i'd be doomed for life and i do have some respect, even with several shots of tequilla and a little piece of candy that i promised i wouldn't touch while away!) this could go on forever my dear, but it shouldn't. i can't be going on and on about how very lovely (and sweet) laurie is. everyone already knows that much. it's very apparent in her posts (except the ones to me. go figure. and i've never been anything but sweet and nice to her.)
noodle, noodle, noodle: you, you YOU!!! you got the humpin. you got the pillow. mr noodle gets the vd. aren't you lucky? (hey, that might even rhyme?) you got a banana (i had nothing to do with that one, swear!). i'm honored. to be invited. that you didn't throw me out the second i arrived and started drinking, (what was the word you used?) using your good name for evil purposes. i'm honored you put up with my honesty, dishonesty (ha ha, you'll never know, will you? see, i'm never serious dear :) my stinky and ugly feet (and thnak you for saying they aren't, even though i don't believe you for a second. and thank you for the powder as well). thank you for allowing me to harass your cat, and politely telling me not to. (don't worry dear, the scratches will heal. and the ones from the cat will be fine too. you do need to clip your toe nails though. good grief girl, seriously! if we're to play footsie again, you must clip those suckers.) we have yet to compare boobs, and i look forward to the opportunity. i'm holding you to that. this time, i'm being completely serious. and i don't need tequilla to show those suckers. remember, i kept trying to show them, but everyone kept saying, 'no, no, don't do it!' this was everything a sleepover should be, without the strippers. perhaps next time we should invite mister bob?
Posted by zenhussy on May 21, 2007, at 0:23:32
In reply to Re: But she proposed to me...in person! *trigger?*, posted by All Done on May 20, 2007, at 12:32:42
Posted by All Done on May 23, 2007, at 0:51:09
In reply to wknd birdies say you're beeyooteefull = ) (nm) » All Done, posted by zenhussy on May 21, 2007, at 0:23:32
and so are you. Thanks for talking me up to kk before she met me. I was so afraid she wasn't going to like me. ;)
You're very sweet, ((((zen)))). (Oh, I hope kk doesn't get too mad when she finds out I hugged you.)
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