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Posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:46:33
In reply to voyerism » Toph, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 26, 2007, at 14:09:46
oh, but it will soon get better. don't pass out just yet darling....
you can be the second trophy wife.
perhaps toph will let you hod the trophy every once in a whiel and shien it ever so often too?
(oh, no trigger needed dear... where's your head at? i'm not dirty all the time... geez louise *per kath* she'd be real proud, wouldn't she? too bad she'll probably miss her own name mentioned here :) i'm mean like that!
voyerist, keep on watching, because i'm naked now and plotting to get that trophy. i've got my eye on the prize (toph that is as my last one just got blocked) and i fear my dream known as mister chase seems so far out of reach.
guess that's the thing about dreams, eh? no wait, guess that's the thing about stars, eh? they're so far out of reach. yeah, that's what i meant.
sheesh, can i go back to bed? or at least will they fire that blonde from teh view instead of rosie? she annoys me far more that rosie ever did. (you watch that li? the view.... that red head's my favorite. she's a firecracker too. i like her a whole lot, but couldn't tell you her name if my life depended on it. guess i'll call her kk?)
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 27, 2007, at 14:31:46
In reply to Re: voyerism » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:46:33
Sweetie, you can go back to bed and dream about Stephen Colbert in the shower all afternoon long. I think that's a lovely plan.
I try to avoid the view because babawawa annoys the hell out of me. I don't need "views" because I have my own.
I feel strangely... underoccupied. Could that be... because I am now phded? now i have a bit more time for daytime television.
stephen colbert. he's awfully clean cut. That means he's probably rowdy in other ways, since he cannot express his inner rebel via dress or haircut.
*yawn*
I think the geodon double dose (I forgot my morning dose and had to double up) is now kicking in.
If I gave a crap about a trophy, I'd probably never have the guts to steal it. Since I don't care I'd be much more likely to do something dumb and risky...
-Ll
Posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
In reply to i've always dreamt... » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:38:47
I informed a few of my friends that I might be taking on a new trophy wife. The guys said cool. The women, well they thought that the terminology lacked, shall we say, sensitivity. Not wanting to sound sexist or anything I have searched for a more appropriate description of my future partner. Forsaking the trophy (the adjective, not the symbol of football's greatest achievement - that's still part of the deal) I have chosen a more sensitve term for you kk... arm candy.
Posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 2:42:44
In reply to Re: i've always dreamt... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
Okay, make that eye candy. lol
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:19:54
In reply to Re: voyerism » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 27, 2007, at 14:31:46
he's earned the status... he's a mister now. he's got several articles in this book i'm reading. i might just decide to stalk (are they the same? stalk, like corn, as well as stalk, like follow and watch him in the shower? gosh, i don't ever remember feeling this dumb noodle.....) him now.
i was wearing a short skirt yesterday (hey, i'm still young enough to pull it off!) and my friend said 'hey! pull your skirt down, you aren't britney spears!' (we were talking in her backyard and she has a privacy fence. like she hasn't seen it before and i was wearing underpants anyway..) i told her 'you're not the paparazi so quit looking!'
i'm tired of feeling stupid, so i'm off to answer toph with somethign even more stupid, then read or soemthing.
have a lovely day (thinking of my skirt hiking up. you know you are!).
oh, and babawawa is rarely on there. rosie's a sight to watch on that show. she reminds me of a friend (? kinda) i have, full of all these theories. the one that doesn't wash her hair, well even less than i do. i just like watching her make that red head mad. i really like that red head. maybe i'll ask her to marry me one day, but i don't think she'd find it funny. she'd probably have me arrested. oh well, such is life.
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:30:36
In reply to Re: i've always dreamt... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
those that expressed objections (hey, i'm starting to feel smarter already. maybe i'm startign to wake up, or the coffee's kicking in?) to the terminology of a trophy wife were simply wrong.
no, i'm not afraid to say someone's wrong. now, assuming i become arm/eye/any sort of candy, a fight between me and said women friends may ensue. would you be willing to stand in such a place to make it look as if i punched them out, but you would do so instead? (i have little upper body strength and am in fact a chicken.. cluck cluck cluck...)
now, i may or may not talk nice or i may talk BIG in front of them. i'm counting on you to back me up, no matter what i say. that's the job of being one's trophy carrier dear.
i have no qualms with what you call me (hey, depending. don't call me dirty, unless we're under the sheets dear, then i prefer it....) hey, did i call that trigger, or what?
now, i'm not certain what sort of security is involved with this trophy you're after. (i'm having visions of catherine zeta jones in that movie now, where she moves through those lazers and such). more than likely though, i'll run in wearing a ski mask and black tights as fast as i can and widn up on the evening news.
does it count if i try and fail toph? do i get an A for effort? at least a bad *ss diamond ring? i'll settle for one of those candy ring pops right now. (just right now though)
Posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
In reply to about the women, (uh oh, dirty triggers!) » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:30:36
Somewhere I heard that the radical right resembles the radical left. Not that I'm thinking of you as being Rush Limbaugh or Chairman Mao, but I consider that radical absurity may resemble truth or loving each other intensely may spurn intense love of our IRL partners. This is about a deep as I go and it is giving me a headache. If you were really Rush maybe you could lend me some Vicodin.
Anyway, I'm thinking I may have to settle with you just being my trophy babbler and your words will be my eye candy (or is that virtual ear candy). As for that coveted silver-plated football, sadly it won't have the same luster if you stole it instead of my Bears winning it fair and square. Then there is the bother of having to bake a cake to conceal a file when I visit you in the slammer.
So I guess this means I will have to take my tuxedo back. You would have loved it, it was power blue with a ruffled shirt like my prom. You're gonna be okay and get through this, kk. I was crying bigtime this morning until the Bulls swept the Heat in 4. There's lots of fish in the freezer or whatever they say. And there's lots of psycho men on babble. But you'll always be my Hoosier trophy eye Starburst, karen_kay.
Love, Toph
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 21:02:07
In reply to Re:women » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
oh dear, now you'll have quite the mess on your hands (kk has always claimed to be quite the drama queen!)....
first off, i'm not quite sure (ok, woman stuff here.. but my hormones are waaaay out of wack and i am rather dense (quickly moving on to dumb :) if you're just playfully playing (can you use both those words in a row and get away with it?) hard to get here...
of if you're saying 'listen up hussy, this has jsut got to stop. you're way too irresistable for me and i just can't have you talking to me any longer. oh, how i long for you...' ok, i have to stop here, but you know what you're thinking!
so, you need to be more clearer (yes, clearer is a word, especially when used with more!).
now, to that crying part, especially the trigger. now, i may be talking about me crying, as i have not only found your conversation to be fun, but you may be crying as well. mr kk is 6 6 you know? (yes, i post this often. are you scared? wait, maybe i posted this just a bit too fast. i'm only joking dear. he's really a mere 4 foot 6 adn weighs a measly 65 lbs. he can't whip himself otu of a wet paper sack (baby, i love you! and gosh, i'm starting to confuse myself...
goodness, it's hard telling so many lies, isn't it? what were we even talking about again? oh yes, you making me cry! well, that's a bad deal for you sir! you'd be the one missing out.
wait, wrong approach. oh dear, what ever will i do? toph dearest, i'd jsut hate to think of missing out on the wonderful opportunity to be your trophy/eyecandy/ear candy/wishywashy/whatever you have me :)
but, does that mean we can still have a very healthy, happy, creepy, babble thing? what's the harm in that? i can still be your babble candy. you can still tell me how very wonderful i am. and we can go about our very happy dysfunctional ways?
and hey..... about that very wrong idea you had...about me being rush.. if i had vicodin right now, do you think i'd share? hahahahahahahaha.... you need to do some more research toph my friend. i'm known for picking pills up without knowing what they are and poppiing them in my moth, without a second thought. once, it jsut happened to be a tylenol pm. poor kk :(
let me know if you're interested in that trophey. you do the dance, i'll get that trophey. you have to wear the tights though....
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 29, 2007, at 21:38:03
In reply to Re:women » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
kk, you know I will always be grovelling at your polished toes begging you to take me back as your fiancée.
Please reconsider my option to get married in a hot air balloon drifting over the middle of the pacific ocean.
I'm really looking forward to having more "quality time" with you, now that Toph is out of the picture.
He's too much competition for me. I cannot keep up the sports banter unless it's with an old man with his hearing aid battery worn out. Then I just smile and nod... yes... the bearcubs are doing just finesucky thislast season. mmm hmm.
ever your devoted servant,
Ll
Posted by Toph on April 30, 2007, at 10:20:38
In reply to i think i may cry trigger! » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 21:02:07
"We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle..."You're taking this well KK. I have lost a lot of sleep over this, what with the images of the wedding popping up in my head. Bob would officiate, of course. Your husband would give you away (I mean, he'd have to wouldn't he?). Bob, would cite the Psycho-Babble Tips for Life. He'd announce our union and give me permission to kiss the bride. I'd plant a wet one and its off to the babble reception. Our first dance - the Super Bowl Shuffle, naturally. We'd serve chicken (Bob really likes chicken). Most everyone gets loaded and has a good time. I'd probably have to ask my wife about the consummation part, she's been pretty good about letting me go to PB functions, but this one she may have some concerns about. You'd probably be going on the honeymoon with Llurpsie because this is going to be in football's pre-season, and those games are kinda important (especially the first quarter). You know, priorities.
Some people have expressed concern about our torid affair kk. What's the worry about a couple of bipolars getting hooked up?. Oh sure, we'll have our ups and downs, but I have always preferred mixed nuts to those chex mixes anyway. Keep your chin up babe (it's alright if I call you babe, I never called anyone that before and all the cool singers do that).
Oh, the dreams we could have shared together.
Posted by Honore on April 30, 2007, at 10:36:02
In reply to Re:women » Toph, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 29, 2007, at 21:38:03
Not wanting to intrude on this torrid discussion or anything, but KK-- I must ask: have you and Toph had any one-on-one dates? any special quality time?
If not, kk, how do you know that Toph will pick you in the end? How do you know that he's not leading you on, only to dump you in the final episode for someone much more prim and prudish, who's either never slept with anyone before the first date, or let Bob undress on her couch?
I mean he may just be one of those guys whose hormones kick in and then, just before they slip the ring on someone's finger, remember they've got to bring her home to his Wife-- how do you know he's not going for that virginal beauty queen from Illinois, who likes flying planes,wants to help educate people about AIDS, and loves taking moonlit strolls on the beach?
Just a warning, from a friend,
Honore
Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 11:01:18
In reply to Re:women)) kk, posted by Honore on April 30, 2007, at 10:36:02
ha! isn't that an oxymoron?
and an intrusion, you most certainly are not.
i have no doubts that toph will make due on his promise to neglect me at the altar to li, so he could watch his blasted football. it's been done at my real wedding. mr kk had to return back outside to put his pocket knife back in the car. indeed, i found it charming then (i'm not kidding, i giggled!) and will find it charming to marry li rather than toph.
but, i must insist upon toph accompanying me to most social gatherings, upon the abscence of mr kk (depending on his sense of fashion. if i find li's better suiting, i will pick her. of course, this depends on the social event. if we are going to a bears game, toph's going. if going to a colts game, mr kk's going. if we're going to the vagina monologues, li's going, and toph and mr kk can hang out and watch a colts v. bears game. see what i mean? and i think we could all eat sushi together.)
the way i see it, i like this arrangement rather well. i win both ways. i have a wonderful mr kk at home. i have a new last name to add (oh please tell me it has an air of elegance) depending on which i like better. i get to pick from 3 seperate mates when i want ice cream, my lauundry done, different errands ran, diapers changed.
oh dear, just how is this bad for me? oh and did i mention 3 seperate houses? i know one of them has to be close to the water.
and your question my dear... about him leaving me. do you doubt my ability to make anyone fall deeply, madly, completely in love with me? i certainly don't :) leave me? never!
Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 11:19:00
In reply to Re: i think i may cry » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 30, 2007, at 10:20:38
and i'm not taking this well. i too have these images now. (see post above to honore)
toph, i've found our torrid affair to be nothing but lovely. the finest torrid online fake affair i've had to date. (no offense scott in vermont, i think of you often :)...
i don't think i'm quite ready for this torrid affair to be over just yet though toph. and you must know, being married and all that it's always better to just say 'yes dear (or 'babe') you're right' and continue even if you don't want to. mr kk learned that one long ago, though i've had to remind him only a few times (hey, i can be rather bossy and i'll admit that up front, as i'll be marrying li and not you anyway. let us see if we can change that, eh?)
about a couple of bipolars hookin' up: i've said that MANY MANY MANY MANY times in the past! that makes life much more interesting anyway now, doesn't it? i can run naked down the streets and forget where i am and jump on my car, while you bust up my windshield and sing 'i love rock nd roll' in your underpants (tidy/tightie whities? don't answer that of course, mister president. it's a trick question. if you answer, you run the risk of ruining your repution. if you don't then you're deemed 'uncool'. so, then again, answer at your own risk. i'll tell you though, i too wear tidy/tightie whities). oh, the good tiems we could have toph...
so, perhaps you could think of all the good times we could have before dumping me right out, even before giving it a quick go.
and, if you prefer the virginal miss illinios (is that even spelled right? the state, that is), in a buisiness suit and panty hose, i can be that too. trust me, i'm a true cameleon.
Excuse me sir, is this seat taken? (brief pause) I couldn't help but notice what you were reading. (take drink) So, do you come here often? (darn it, i just blew it.... or did i?)
Posted by Toph on May 1, 2007, at 17:24:54
In reply to i'm still crying » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 11:19:00
kk, this has been a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions. Alas, it is over. I just wanted you to know that you are the nicest wife I never married.
Oh, and I wear colored briefs because of the occasional unaccounted for drip, but I suppose that is more information than is necessary.
Posted by karen_kay on May 1, 2007, at 17:51:28
In reply to Re: still » karen_kay, posted by Toph on May 1, 2007, at 17:24:54
like you even more.
both, the fact that you say it's over and your underpants.
i guess i'll have to move on somehow. no, you didn't send me over the edge (i'm dying here!!!). no, you didn't break my heart (what's that i hear? oh yeah, i don't really have a heart to break anyway). no, i'll survive (did i mention i'm dying here?).
now toph, don't feel bad. you didn't do a thing wrong. it must have been something i said (oh yeah, i didn't say a thing. i must have typed it wrong though, which is completely understandable, what with my poor typing adn spelling skills).
so, i guess all good things must come to an end. but don't they end after fantastic sex first? (oh, i had to get that last one in first).
can't we still be friends though? and please tell me you're not a virgo.. i'm still muttering about those virgos....
i must say though, i may have to send mr kk after you now. and he really is 6'6.
seriously though toph, it's been fun. i can't believe we haven't had the chance to get to know eachother sooner. better later than never, eh?
i'll give you a good day or so of mourning before going off to seek my next future affair, just because you're my current favorite, k? (all other future affairs, please cover eyes before reading that line. sh*t, guess that was a bit too late, but at least my intentions are well known, eh?)
take care of yourself toph,
kk
ps. i think you're the first person to ever dump me (then again, my memory isn't the best). that's strangely exciting! and one for my diary.
Posted by Toph on May 2, 2007, at 17:41:20
In reply to that just makes me....*major guilt triggers* » Toph, posted by karen_kay on May 1, 2007, at 17:51:28
I had fun karen. Kind of a flashback to the cyber flirting with Gracie, Susan and Sunny back in the day. Trouble is, I have real problem with concentrating. It affects my reading comprehension, listening skills, and productivity at work. I busted my @ss and got kind of caught up in March so naturally I become hypomanic and turn into a slacker again in April. Then I fall into a whirlwind love affair with a chick from Indiana and before we head for Vegas together she tells me she's actually in love with this head doctor. Meanwhile the work is piling up and I start thinking of all the psycho joints in all the websites in all the world, she walks into mine.
I wish I could be a regular again but it looks like its unhealthy for me. I'll be slipping back to the occasional voyeur now watching with slight envy the new generations of babblers whofind this joint a fun refuge.
You are special kk. Im sure that big lunk of yours already knows that.
Toph
Posted by karen_kay on May 2, 2007, at 20:27:40
In reply to Re: kk » karen_kay, posted by Toph on May 2, 2007, at 17:41:20
cry.
it's ok toph. honestly, i seem to have that problem actually. to be perfectly honest, i seem to just scare them away anyhow. oh no, it's true. somehow, this brilliant personality of mine, in person, is just a bit too much to take. oh sure, everyone just loves 'kk' but 'karen' is a different story entirely.
and i lied to you. i was dumped. it wasn't an intentional lie, honestly. i just forgot. my exboyfriend and i (we were together for seven years. that's an awful long time, isn't it?) broke up mutually, but finished living together for a month (or was it 2? again i don't recall). either way, after i moved out, he moved back in with his parents, an hour away. we still would continue to see eachother. that makes things confusing (that last month or so we lived together was really great though actually. we did things we never did when we were 'together'. strange, i don't think i cheated on him when we were broken up, but i did when we were together. explain that one? i was horrible to him and i really do hope he finds someone who makes him happy.)....
anywhoooooo.. enough of that crap. i asked him on one of his visits if he wanted to have another go at it. he simply stated 'no.' we continued what we were doing and he didn't visit again. we decided it was best if we had no more visits.
we do still talk though.
sorry to take this out on you toph. it seems this has gotten just a bit more in depth than i had planned. i just wanted to correct that lie i told you, although i swear, i forgot (though i may be tempted to argue about that being considered dumped v. rejected).
i completely understand your situation; i am quite irresistable toph. i'd like to tell you that i'll never ever flirt with another, but we both know that would be an outright lie (we're both laughing at the thought right now, right? i know i am. i know zen is too.). i must say though, i'm quite sure we would have had a good time (til mr kk caught up with us). it would have been highly illegal, mindblowing, and most certainly talked about.
mister toph (may i call you that?), please do watch with envy (more than slight though, ok?) you sneaky reader (that's what i call you lurkers out there... yeah, i know you're reading and just not saying anything.....) of the future (in the future, from the future? i'm still out of sorts from losing you....)
gosh, i guess all good things must come to an end, but geez, they're running from me like flies lately (see, that doesn't even make sense to me, which is very abnormal...).
bye bye mister toph (you've earned the title). you get back to your work and beign a sneaky reader. it's been good fun and of all the crazy pages on all the internet sites, in all the years we've both been here, we finally noticed eachother.
stranger things have been known to happen, eh?
take care of that special person i know as sir toph (oh wait, you're mister toph. i almost forgot... :) i'm JUST kidding sweetie!
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 2, 2007, at 22:59:37
In reply to and i promised myself i wouldn't .. *sad triggers* » Toph, posted by karen_kay on May 2, 2007, at 20:27:40
Just for the record, I'm not sure that such a virginal queen exists in this particular state.
They are known to come from Iowa, however.
And yes, I did enjoy the guilty pleasures of watching a little tryst develop and then unfold.
And laughed outloud re. drip.
kk, it is sad indeed, for Sir Toph is a noble and fine man. However, Col. KK is willing to part with his knife in your honor, so that's saying a lot too. (I've been in plenty of weddings where firearms were in the sanctuary because of the habits of their wearers.)
re. drip.
Still laughing my *ss off.
I dunno if I can ever look you in the face again Toph. maybe from afar. and if I take lots of klonopin. That seems to be the theme in my life lately- look at things from afar and take lots of klonopin.
Of course, once upon a time there was a fine young virginal beauty queen from one of the southern states. Oh that this too too sullied flesh... nevermind.
oh yeah. and she wasn't no beauty queen, although she could name all the wildflowers and native flora and fauna from one side of the valley to the other.
nighty night silly boys and girls.
Posted by Toph on May 2, 2007, at 23:31:34
In reply to Re: and i promised myself i wouldn't .. *sad trigg » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 2, 2007, at 22:59:37
Eh,what's up doc?
I hope I was the first to ask and certainly won't be the last. Congratulations Llurpse on your impending credential. If you intend on being a clinician, I'm sure you will be a good one. I think most of us want our Ts to be smarter than us. But I know you will care and that's the most important part, I believe. Think of me the next time you pick at chicken with the other good doctor.
See you guys around.
Toph
Posted by karen_kay on May 4, 2007, at 7:10:13
In reply to Re: and i promised myself i wouldn't .. *sad trigg » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 2, 2007, at 22:59:37
i know a virginal beauty queen doesn't exist in this state. rather sure actually. based on stereotypes, most beauty queens lose that 'v' title at the age of 16 (younger actually, but we'll take the average, which turns out to be 16. or is it mean? sh*t, i've forgotten way more than (then?) .. see, i've forgotten what i was even going to write?
i drank 1 beer last night. it was a goose island though. gearing up for some pretty heavy drinking. oh yes, kk will get back to her regular drinking schedule. she's drinking ensure now, jsut to 'ensure' she'll be able to drink again!
and toph's still a sore spot right now. let us not talk of him right now. i told mr kk i was dumped online and asked him to beat toph up. 'his reply?', you ask. 'good. you don't need anymore boyfriends right now. adn i will not beat him up.'
even my husband won't defend my honor.
i'm off to drown my sorrows in sugarless coffee adn klonopin. pills down adn bottoms up? (wait, that's odd.. usually bottoms come down too...)
my noodle, one day my dear..... we'll swap klonopins, swap spit, swap drinks, and slip someone a few, just to see them drift off to sleep. perhaps mister bob?
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 8, 2007, at 16:05:33
In reply to i'm still in mourning... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 4, 2007, at 7:10:13
no, Mister bob definitely not included in the aforementioned plans.
picking at chicken. :)
rather like sucking the bones dry. I didn't hear that alarming crunch of tooth on chicken cartiliage, though.
Let's just say that when my husband eats chicken, there is absolutely nothing left for the dogs. He'll never have to take a glucosamine supplement. His chicken wing habit probably gives him more cartiliage in a single serving than most people will (accidentally) ingest in a lifetime.
And I have complained about the sound before. I have another friend that has similar habits. Good thing they aren't married to one another. They'd be fighting over the ends of chicken bones, shrimp heads and fish eyes. Whatever other odd culinary delights there are that Llurpsie doesn't appreciate.
Toph dumped kk.
I don't recall having read about this in the tabloids. Thus the relationship may still be going on. I did read an interesting article speculating on breast implants vs. push-up bras. Such a miracle of modern engineering. I bet even Dr. Bob could have cleavage nowadays.
-Ll
Posted by karen_kay on May 8, 2007, at 18:02:02
In reply to i'm still in mourning... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 4, 2007, at 7:10:13
notice i held the shift key? i was hoping to heavily drug mister bob and have my way with him :( (notice the sad smiley face? is that what they're called? maybe just sad face?)
i'm in mourning yet again.... i had high hopes for mister bob. and i just noticed i'm replying to myself. ouch. i hate tuesdays.
Posted by karen_kay on May 8, 2007, at 18:13:36
In reply to Re: i'm still in mourning..., posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 8, 2007, at 16:05:33
and she must hate tuesdays...
i have issues with eating meat on bones. it reminds me they used to do things other than being eaten. enough said, i just can't do it. but, you sure know how to describe it, almost enough to make me curious enough to want to watch. wowsa li! not many people can do that to me....
i assure you, i was dumped. let us not bring it up again, or i think the thought of you sucking on chicken bones will no longer do to me what it once did to me, if you get what i'm saying.... i don't know that i get what i'm saying.back to what i was saying though, about cleavage... mine's deflating at an alarming rate. never have i ever seen them go so very fast. it's almost disturbing. oh well, i was never meant to have them (not real ones anyway). i warned mr kk he'd have to buy me a pair (his mother has a pair and yes, i've seen them. she's pretty cool and not much older than i am. she's not seen mine though, at least not to my knowledge. i have been drunk around her, so she probably has.)
i've decided not to update my subscription to the nat'l enquirer. not because toph and i didn't make front page. this is my first subscription and after larry king last night, paris hilton, and all that other crap, i can't find anything to watch on tv other than ty getting busted with a dui. i don't want to be famous if they're going to be catching me doing all of the above. unless it's a completely disgusting affair with mister bob of course. maybe i'll keep up another 6 month subscription?)
and would you quit mentioning i was dumped? it's kinda a sore spot for me, ok? it was my first time, you know... wait, i'm the one bringing it up all the time.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 8, 2007, at 18:26:41
In reply to ignore that ^^^^^^^^^^^^ kk's silly... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on May 8, 2007, at 18:13:36
Just for the record, kk, Dr Bob's the bone licker, my husband is the bone cruncher, and I am the amused onlooker.
Amused, because stuff like that doesn't gross me out. I suppose Dr. Bob is familiar enough with human anatomy that the anatomy of a cooked chicken is not too troubling to him either.
Shall we invite Dr. Bob to brunch? Or would that be too too painful?
Posted by karen_kay on May 8, 2007, at 19:33:06
In reply to chicken crunchers vs. bone lickers » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on May 8, 2007, at 18:26:41
but deliciously delightful for us.
i'd rather look forward to unlocking him from my basement and allowing him to see me in daylight for once.
and i have to make one slight (sh*t, what's the word? i made a mistake about meat on bones...) retraction perhaps? (or is that an instrument used in geometry? wait, i think that's a protractor, isn't it? this could lead to many misunderstandings, no?)
i love chicken wings. but, i use my boney fingers to pick the meat from the bones, never my tongue. (yes, that sounded rather dirty, didn't it? did i trump you, with your story of meat chewing and licking woman? oh wait, you just 'like to watch.... always a voyeur, never a doer. i see how you are.)
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