Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:30:36
In reply to Re: i've always dreamt... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
those that expressed objections (hey, i'm starting to feel smarter already. maybe i'm startign to wake up, or the coffee's kicking in?) to the terminology of a trophy wife were simply wrong.
no, i'm not afraid to say someone's wrong. now, assuming i become arm/eye/any sort of candy, a fight between me and said women friends may ensue. would you be willing to stand in such a place to make it look as if i punched them out, but you would do so instead? (i have little upper body strength and am in fact a chicken.. cluck cluck cluck...)
now, i may or may not talk nice or i may talk BIG in front of them. i'm counting on you to back me up, no matter what i say. that's the job of being one's trophy carrier dear.
i have no qualms with what you call me (hey, depending. don't call me dirty, unless we're under the sheets dear, then i prefer it....) hey, did i call that trigger, or what?
now, i'm not certain what sort of security is involved with this trophy you're after. (i'm having visions of catherine zeta jones in that movie now, where she moves through those lazers and such). more than likely though, i'll run in wearing a ski mask and black tights as fast as i can and widn up on the evening news.
does it count if i try and fail toph? do i get an A for effort? at least a bad *ss diamond ring? i'll settle for one of those candy ring pops right now. (just right now though)
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