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Posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 12:50:47
What constitutes mocking?
Posted by Lou Pilder on May 23, 2002, at 13:38:29
In reply to Mocking, posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 12:50:47
Alii,
You asked what constitutes mocking.
When I was at the City of Peace, I asked what was going to happen to me now that I had been there. The Rider told me that He was arrested on trumped up charges, and a band of police stripped searched Him and took off his helmet and put a Crown of Thorns on his head. And they bowed their knee before Him and held their club in their hand, and MOCKED Him saying, "You are a King?" And they spit upon Him and struck Him in the head.
Then I was told that I would be mocked also, "for if they hated me, they would hate you." "Go back into the world, Lou. In the world you will suffer persecution, but be of good cheer, for I have overcome the world and so shall you."
Lou
Posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 14:28:29
In reply to Lou answers Alii's question » alii, posted by Lou Pilder on May 23, 2002, at 13:38:29
> Alii,
> You asked what constitutes mocking.
> When I was at the City of Peace, I asked what was going to happen to me now that I had been there. The Rider told me that He was arrested on trumped up charges, and a band of police stripped searched Him and took off his helmet and put a Crown of Thorns on his head. And they bowed their knee before Him and held their club in their hand, and MOCKED Him saying, "You are a King?" And they spit upon Him and struck Him in the head.
> Then I was told that I would be mocked also, "for if they hated me, they would hate you." "Go back into the world, Lou. In the world you will suffer persecution, but be of good cheer, for I have overcome the world and so shall you."
> LouLou,
I wish no further discourse with you on any subject.
This is the straw of stress today that breaks the camel's back.
a.
Posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 14:45:33
In reply to Kill me now!!!!, posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 14:28:29
See, I'm that guy in the chewing gum commercial, the one that makes your breath turn into some sort of super-frosty freon powered leafblower, and for some reason the gaurd at customs who seems like she should be modeling for Italian Vogue rather than eyeballing loser airline passengers all day long singles me out cause I'm just that sexy and commences to bringing me to some featureless room to begin with the stripsearch...All this really happens in the commercial, and I could go on with wierd and kinked out descriptions of what would transpire, but I dont want to get a ten month block or anything...
If this isnt possible I'd like to be part of the starburst commercial where biting into the starburst 'fruit-chew' (read impossible to define Dow chemical corporation fruit-flavoured substance) results in a tidal wave of tasty goo to extrude from every possible door and window...
Come to think of it, being covered in sticky chemical goo doesnt really sound like as much fun as it looks in the commercial, so I'll just stick to the stripsearch.
-count dracula.
Posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 15:09:53
In reply to My stripsearch fantasy..., posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 14:45:33
>
> See, I'm that guy in the chewing gum commercial, the one that makes your breath turn into some sort of super-frosty freon powered leafblower, and for some reason the gaurd at customs who seems like she should be modeling for Italian Vogue rather than eyeballing loser airline passengers all day long singles me out cause I'm just that sexy and commences to bringing me to some featureless room to begin with the stripsearch...
>
> All this really happens in the commercial, and I could go on with wierd and kinked out descriptions of what would transpire, but I dont want to get a ten month block or anything...
>
> If this isnt possible I'd like to be part of the starburst commercial where biting into the starburst 'fruit-chew' (read impossible to define Dow chemical corporation fruit-flavoured substance) results in a tidal wave of tasty goo to extrude from every possible door and window...
>
> Come to think of it, being covered in sticky chemical goo doesnt really sound like as much fun as it looks in the commercial, so I'll just stick to the stripsearch.
>
> -count dracula.Count Chockula---
This is quite an interesting way to go....
I am not familiar with the commercial you speak of however it does remind me of a fav. of mine.
In this spot of consumerism a father is on a ski trip with his kids and has come down with a cold. The kids pester him with phrases like "you're bummin' us out dad!" and the like.
Father takes cough/cold menthol thingy and is suddenly transported into a sauna with two large towel clad men.
These men speak in thick accents and pat the father on the back with deep smacks and tell him to "BREATHE...BREATHE!" as they are laughing heartily.
The father is a meek little man with glasses and at first looks slightly uncomfortable but then seems to be enjoying himself after his sinuses clear. Dunno.
Anywhooooo.....I find the homoerotic implications of this cold remedy advertisment slighty strange as a way to market menthol sinus relief.
So if you are done with your strip search would you be so kind as to find this man from the sauna and ask him a question or two.
Much appreciated.
The countess.
P.S. I am counting on you to count this in your accounts. Please keep triple records of all work as you will be tested later.
P.P.S. You will need a number two pencil. See? There is a mention of numbers again! Keep counting.
Posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 15:31:34
In reply to Count Chockula » kid_A, posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 15:09:53
Who in the hell green-lighted Quisp Cereal? I can see it now:R+D Guy 1: "Hey lets make cereal that looks and tastes like packing peanuts"
R+D Guy 2: "Sounds good. While we're at it, lets create a spokescartoon that looks like a mentally-deficient muppet on PCP"
R+D Guy 1: Score 1 For the Good Guys!
...it boggles the mind.check it out, not for the squeamish...
Posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 15:36:51
In reply to Just ONE question..., posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 15:31:34
You blow my mind Chock Full Of Nutz,
Quisp is a tad frightening. The character reminds me of the original animated Whos from Whoville in Karloff's narration of Grinch.
Grinchily stealing every last bit of energy to go see ma off at airport,
Little Cindy Lu Who who was no more than two
Posted by NikkiT2 on May 23, 2002, at 15:54:02
In reply to I KNEW I found the right person for the job! » kid_A, posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 15:36:51
That quisps web site is scary!!!
we have such boring breakfast cereal in the UK :o(
nikki
Posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 17:09:13
In reply to *looks utterly lost*, posted by NikkiT2 on May 23, 2002, at 15:54:02
Posted by BeARdEdLaDY on May 23, 2002, at 18:14:21
In reply to But your yogurt is utterly fantastic Mueller Rocks (nm), posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 17:09:13
My favorite is a pain reliever called Orudis KT. "It's the best," says bozo A. "Yeah, what'll we call it?" asks bozo B. "I don't know," A says, passing the coke spoon. How about Orudis?" "GREAT! What about if we add KT to it?" B says, passing back the coke spoon. "You are a genius."
beardy : )>
Posted by Zo on May 24, 2002, at 4:06:21
In reply to Just ONE question..., posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 15:31:34
Posted by Penny on May 24, 2002, at 7:30:02
In reply to packing peanuts. .. redirect to constp. thread? (nm) » kid_A, posted by Zo on May 24, 2002, at 4:06:21
After last night, seeing this thread was just what I needed.
Thanks to all of you for your wonderfully demented senses of humor.
Penny
Posted by Cam W. on May 24, 2002, at 23:47:05
In reply to Names for things, posted by BeARdEdLaDY on May 23, 2002, at 18:14:21
When I first started in pharmacy practice there was a brand of quaaludes called "Onalude".
Ya gotta figure the marketing boys came up with that one on a Friday afternoon during a 3 hour liquid lunch.
Posted by alii on May 28, 2002, at 0:51:16
In reply to thanks for giving me the laugh I needed..., posted by Penny on May 24, 2002, at 7:30:02
> After last night, seeing this thread was just what I needed.
> Thanks to all of you for your wonderfully demented senses of humor.
> PennyPenny,
My insanity is at your service. Glad to have give you that needed laugh and smile.
Namaste
---Alii
Posted by alii on May 28, 2002, at 10:17:51
In reply to Re: thanks for giving me the laugh I needed... » Penny, posted by alii on May 28, 2002, at 0:51:16
>>>Glad to have give you....<<<
Glad to give you? Sheesh! I'm glad to have given you my spelling errors too. Hee hee.
--a.
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