Posted by kid_A on May 23, 2002, at 14:45:33
In reply to Kill me now!!!!, posted by alii on May 23, 2002, at 14:28:29
See, I'm that guy in the chewing gum commercial, the one that makes your breath turn into some sort of super-frosty freon powered leafblower, and for some reason the gaurd at customs who seems like she should be modeling for Italian Vogue rather than eyeballing loser airline passengers all day long singles me out cause I'm just that sexy and commences to bringing me to some featureless room to begin with the stripsearch...All this really happens in the commercial, and I could go on with wierd and kinked out descriptions of what would transpire, but I dont want to get a ten month block or anything...
If this isnt possible I'd like to be part of the starburst commercial where biting into the starburst 'fruit-chew' (read impossible to define Dow chemical corporation fruit-flavoured substance) results in a tidal wave of tasty goo to extrude from every possible door and window...
Come to think of it, being covered in sticky chemical goo doesnt really sound like as much fun as it looks in the commercial, so I'll just stick to the stripsearch.
-count dracula.
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