Posted by Phil on March 1, 2014, at 20:51:40
I was cruising the internet a long time ago. I took it slow, my horse was tired. I find the bar, the please be civil bar. Christ it was quiet even the pool table balls were wrapped in foam. well a fight broke out and the bartender shot them both. i said that's a quiet gun. he said i put a silencer on it. what's a silencer? i don't know. i thought, i've found a new home, i never thought a place like this could beat porn but you never know. a young guy at work a long time ago bought a computer. i asked him what it did. as he answered i yawned. next day he printed out a picture of a porn woman and i asked where did you get that computer. i burned the rubber off my tires on the way to best buy. a sales girl asked if she could help me. i said which of your computers has the most porn on it? wished i'd had a camera.
salesdude, i think i put that lady in shock. which computer has the most porn? they are equal. why? because some people don't like porn, except utah. must be their magic underwear or parnate. finally, a guy i could relate to.
he sold me a Sucker computer. he hits me up for an extended warranty. i said if i wanted something extended it wouldn't be a warranty.
i cruise back to babbleland. hey, who runs this rodeo? Doc. does he have a real job? yeah, he runs a chain of gas stations. why is he called doc? i'm not sure.
i figured this was going to be a tough place to get a straight answer.
my first real post...hey i'm on paxil and in japan that means bad food. anyway, as my mood went up everything else went south. what do i do? get used to it. damn.
my next appt with dr easy writer. i don't like paxil. why not? well...it's ok take 4 of these ritalin a day, college kids love them. what don't college kids love?
i'm back easy. i'm kind of jumpy on this stuff. here 8mg clonazepam.
i need this! i chewed up 8mg ans washed it down with a coke with cigarette butts in it.
it took 2 hours to find home from 4 blocks away. i felt like i was made out of rubber. i pulled into the driveway, shattered the garage door, broke a wall down, cruised thru the kitchen and stopped right in front of the tv. i wondered why i never thought about that before. the remote was right there so i reached and flipped out of the car flipped over the coffee table landing on my back. i wondered, i didn't know there were spider webs up there. in the middle of the night i headed to the bathroom and broke a toe on the door frame. mother damn. but i realized how great my sleep was. that's when i realized i never turned the car off.
the psycho's said i was on too much clonazepam. one of them said i needed an maoi. i asked if it was chinese. easy my friends say i need an maoi. see that list of dot matrix paper all the way down the hallway? yep. those are foods that you can't eat. no prob i don't eat on ritalin. hey, those people on that forum are scary. why? they are just like me. sorry to hear that. doc. yeah. when do i actually get well? i mean if this stuff worked as well as it kills your sex life i could have a future. if you get well i don't have a job.
c'mon shung, lets go watch the tv. BAM!! i forgot to duck my head when i'm on the horse. they really built that garage. me and shung sit on the couch sharing a bowl of those chex things. where we sit we can see the tv through where my windshield used to me. my toe is as big as a pomegranate. it all rests with chairman maoi.downfallen
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