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10 reasons why I think Gatorade now has cocaine » karen_kay

Posted by seldomseen on March 4, 2008, at 20:19:25

In reply to someone's gotta have a 10 list!!!, posted by karen_kay on March 4, 2008, at 14:07:58

10. I saw a shipment coming in on fast boats from Columbia

9. They've recently changed their slogan from "rehydrate_replenish_refuel" to "quench your thirst_ get strung out_go into rehab".

8. They've also changed their ingredients to fluids...electrolytes...crack. (that was a dead give away for me)

7. The sugar high just doesn't cut it with the kids any more.

6. Hey - cocaine is low carb!!

5. They had to do something since the feds made them take out the crystal meth.

4. Bill Clinton is walking around proclaiming "I didn't swallow"

3. Their new advertising campaign promises a "one sip and you'll never drink anything else ever ever again" - and it's true.

2. There are two prices on every bottle - retail price and "street value"

1. Each bottle now comes with a spoon, a cigarette lighter.

 

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