Posted by Fivefires on October 15, 2007, at 15:50:07
In reply to Re: continue the story, posted by Dory on October 15, 2007, at 15:11:52
> > I was in the park, minding my own business, when i saw a giant slug glistening in the sun crawling across the dirt path before me. I said to the slug, "Hey where are you going and why are you so slow?" While waiting to see if the slug would answer (or could speak, as speaking slugs *are* rare), I was surprised to notice Dr. Bob whizzing by on his skateboard walking his pet poodle. He looked at me strangely and.. Screamed you are being uncivil crawling so slow get going faster.... so the slug spit a stream of flames out of it's mouth instantly roasting poor Bob into charcoal. i didn't know what to do so i instantly transformed myself into the new Dr. Bob and there was never to be heard again on Babble you are uncivil instead, as the new Bob, i would make funny faces at posters when i didn't like what they said. i decided i didn't want to be Bob all the time, because that is very boring, so i decided i needed a new hobby. i thought maybe i could...learn how to be rock and roll star performing concerts every night for babblers world wide, but I had a problem because I couldn't ... roll. To be a rock and roll star, I needed to do more than rock...So I knew I had to learn to sing and play an instument and dress in leather and start a fan club so.... I contacted Deneb, my best fan to start up my club and have people donate money so I would have enough money for my new wardrobe and music lessons. But Deneb said, I can help you with that, but what you really need is new shoes, so I will call...All the babblers that are into spiky heels as I'd like to be taller and stand out in a crowd who ever said a man can't wear heels? And the he proceeded to carve himself shoes from coconut shells. These will look stunning for the concert in the park... i will play the banjo, even though i don't know how. To cover for my lack of ability .. I'll start periodically glancing upwards to the sky with this questioning look on my face, until I see the crowd beginning to look up as well. So they won't be scared, I'll smile real big. When we're all looking up again, I'll quickly pull up the hood of my long cool hippie duster and exit stage left to get back to ..
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