Posted by karen_kay on May 30, 2007, at 22:38:46
In reply to Re: i just heard a story, posted by TexasChic on May 30, 2007, at 21:00:49
about the wooden shoe: there wasn't much more to it. i guess there was a wooden shoe there, in some abandoned house. story goes 'if you throw the shoe bad things happen' (yeah, you hear stuff like that all the time too. probably another meth connection.) he threw the shoe, didn't hear an echo into the water, they ran, lights chased (i stopped to ask about drugs involved), they hid out in the woods for a while (i forgot that part until now, but i now seem to recall a big deal about them hiding in the woods for a while from the 'lights' and being scared sh!tless), decided to take off, and i think you know the rest of the story.
often times i point to the sky and say, 'hey look, it's a foo!' it very may well be. then again, it's more likely to be a plane. i still want to find that alien me though.
you reminded me of another story (you have to quit doing that, because i could go on and on. even worse than racer (don't read this racer, don't read this.. see, i highly belive in the power of suggestion,t hough for some odd reason i now feel she will be compelled to read this particular post. in fact, i know she will be. maybe i did it on purpose? you'll never know, will you tc?):
my sister used to be WAY into that show xfiles, with that silly man, david duchovney (dear god, how could anyone spell that name?). anyway, she came home one day and had made one of those famous photos i'm known for, of her face, on a naked woman's body, with him standing over her. it was photcopied, put in a cheap frame, and she slept with it on her night stand every night. i was tempted to take a picture of this oddity and send it to him, jsut so he knew what some of his 'fans' (by fans i mean 'cuckoo, cuckoo') were doing with innocent photos of him. she also dated a man (i use that erm loosely) who wore a cape and resembled mister peanut (i swear on my life!). my mothe rmet him for the first time adn the first words out of her mouth were, 'what's wrong with you?' (my mother, not know for her tact) refers to a close friend of mine, as her 'ugly daughter'.
maybe you should meet my mother before we marry? (wowsa, not another story?): mister kk never had the chance to meet my mother (i also herfer to her lovingly as the devil and sometimes as satan, depending on my mood and the last time we spoke) before we married. in fact, this last weekedn was the first time his family actually met her. to make certain he never met her, the gods not only made my car break down on the way to meet her, they completely tore the clutch out. see, it was never meant to be for a mister kk to meet my mother. a marriage in my family never works if he meets the devil before sealing the deal.
that's about enough for tonight. take care of yourself and improve your credit rating dear. last time i tried to apply for a credit card, when i simply wrote my name, the paper grew legs and ran to the paper shredder.
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