Posted by karen_kay on May 26, 2007, at 20:48:56
In reply to She's out of town for a few days (nm) » Phillipa, posted by Jammerlich on May 25, 2007, at 22:12:31
at a coffee shop. he met em at my car. he carried my purse in for me. we watched me bend over in my skirt (oh, she may deny it, but i have a feelign about these things. a second sense, of sorts)
we spoke previously of chinese balls, and after eharig my voice, he needed to meet me. i decided i'd go ahead and give him a show, a show of what he could not have.
he was a perfect gentleman. until i went to the restroom of course. i left my duckie with him. i came back to find mr noodle was not only holding him (i thought the duck had stranger anxiety?), but also kissing him (perhaps tasting what a fine duck tastes like, ala chocolate milk sauce?). i should have noticed earlier, with the comments. the odd ones such as 'i love the way babies smell,' but i could hear in his head 'but i lvoe the way ducks taste.'
you see, it wasn't a ploy to hit the sack, instead a trick to steal my duck.
i knew it. or perhaps, it was a trick to get me in the sack (there was a pillow involved and much talk of children) so i could bear his!
MRS NOODLE!!!!! you need a leash on this one! he's sweet, polite adn looks to be perfect child-rearing (can you say that for fathers, or is that jsut for the ones who grow them? maybe in teh next few years they can grow them? anyway...) material! and did i mention wowsa? if not, then WOWSA, get a leash on him and don't ever invite me over again!
so sweet though.. to see my duckie so happy. and to see such a happy couple... of nuts... (oh, i couldn't resist :)
have a safe trip and take care,
kk
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