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Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!! my turn!

Posted by wishingstar on November 14, 2006, at 21:00:36

In reply to Re: Mad Libs START HERE!!!, posted by Phillipa on November 13, 2006, at 18:07:26

Ohh, great idea! My turn! :) This is halarious.

Therapist:
So, how are you feeling today after [thanksgiving with the family]?

Patient:
I am feeling [sad] because my [ear] is [slimy]. This reminds me of the time when I was working as a [trash collector] and I [skip] [283] [apples]

T:
Ahhh I see, I can sense that you are [lovingly] [tall]. Have you tried [bouncing] more [teddy bear]?

Patient:
Well, of course I have. But it's useless because my pdoc prescribed me [diet coke] and it makes my [big toe] [play]. I just feel so [fearful]. I am wondering whether this is like that time [7] years ago when we tried the [Freudian therapy], and it made me want to [spin]? Do you think that is possible? Do you think that person who has [borderline personality disorder] is the same as a [desk]?

Therapist:
I'm not sure I follow. It sounds like you are [smelly], almost like a [funny] [heater] [shopping] in the [walmart]. I think you need to think about this for at least [9000] days and then when I see you next time at noon on [Monday], at the [church], we can explore these issues further. Please remember to bring your payment next time. I'm billing you for [0] dollars.

Patient:
[eureka]! This always happens to me, oh well, I guess it's because I inherited my [mothers] [candle], and I still haven't come to terms with it.

Stressful event [thanksgiving with the family ]
emotion [sadness ]
body part [ ear]
adjective[slimy ]
occupation [trash collector ]
verb [skip ]
number [283 ]
thing[apple ]
adverb [lovingly ]
adjective [tall ]
verb [bounce ]
thing [teddy bear ]
substance [ diet coke]
bodypart [big toe ]
verb [play ]
emotion [fear ]
number [7 ]
type of therapy [Freudian ]
verb [spin ]
diagnosis [borderline personality disorder ]
noun [desk ]
adjective [smelly ]
adjective [funny ]
noun [heater ]
verb [shop ]
place [walmart ]
number [9000 ]
verb [run ]
place [church ]
number [0 ]
exclamation [eureka! ]
family member [mother ]
thing [candle ]


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