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Body Butter

Posted by Joan797 on April 11, 2006, at 8:40:57

Who invented this??

It's a wonderful feeling that stays with you for a long time. Thick lotion that heals dry skin.

Mine is pomegranite. I didn't know pomegranite smelled so good. I was going to buy the grapefruit, but the pomegranite smells so much better.

I actually could screw the cap off at the store and smell it. When I do this I always look up at the hidden cameras above and smile and wave. I know why they have safety seals on stuff like that, but I don't stick my nose or fingers into stuff and I dont' buy things that look like they have had other fingers in them, but it is nice to smell things before you buy them.

And why doesn't Walmart have more tester bottles with their perfume??? Don't they know us poor folk like to sniff our perfume before we buy it??

Sometimes Wal-Mart is the only shopping I ever get, and if I can't get excited about buying body butter by smelling it, then I have nothing to look forward to.

I put this body butter on last night and my skin is still soft and "supple" and smells wonderfully pomegranitely.

Supple. That's an interesting word, like ample. I have ample hips. Ample arms, and an ample gut, but by golly, it's soft and supple and smells fruitiosis.

When I have no life, no ray of sunshine over the horizon, I tend to get excited about the little things in life like body butter.

Body butter can make you feel better. Sorta like those calgon comercials, "Calgon, take me away".

The only problem is that it takes a while to lather body butter all over your body. When you have locked yourself in the bathroom in hopes of privacy during the body butter experience, it tends to make children and Mr. Man wonder how you can be so selfish to take your night off from nurse maid duties to actually do something for yourself.

I vote body butter for president.

Nuff Said.

Joan.


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