Posted by verne on April 2, 2006, at 10:35:04
In reply to Joan Jett, posted by verne on April 1, 2006, at 22:17:58
the gardener is a she. She does massages on the side. Word around town is that a massage with her is not just a massage.
the guy that put up my fence said he almost has a kind of hooker relationship with her, that the price of a massage kept going up. She keeps telling me she won't charge me. She even calls me up to ask when I want my free massage.
I guess I'm waiting for true love.
BTW: the guy that was gonna fix my dripping faucet didn't show up and I ended up drinking. I can't deal with waiting around like that. I got enough beer for today too. I hope I survive or live long enough to be sober. I would hate dying drunk or hungober.
I keep making more and more outrageous posts. What's next? Will I avoid the net tonite? Actually plan to start in about noon (less than 2 hours from now) My "investment" is on tv. Won over $1,500 at fantasy sports nascar last year and on my way to winning again this year. I used to do well at fantasy baseball but it's far too time-consuming. Less variables to consider with auto-racing. It's funny I used to hate auto racing, couldn't change the channel fast enough. bla,bla,bla.
my head hurts
Verne
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