Posted by crazy teresa on September 29, 2005, at 6:45:45
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wonderingwhat the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without slobbering.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are really laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your butt kicked.
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WARNING: The consumxpten of alcohol may make you tink you
kan tpye reel gud....oK?
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