Thought ya'll might need a good laugh

Posted by wildcard on September 8, 2005, at 19:05:54

TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
(1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against the son of a b*tch who made you sad.
(2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3) When you smile - I will smile, knowing you finally got laid.
4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
(5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
(6) When you are confused - I will use small words.
(7) When you are sick - I will stay the h*ll away from you until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have!
(8) When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy *ss.
This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask?
Because you are my friend. Try to send this to 10 of your closest friends.
Then you can get depressed because you can only think of two and one of
them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Love, forever and a day.

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Thought ya'll might need a good laugh wildcard 9/8/05
Re: Thought ya'll might need a good laugh » wildcard Annierose 9/8/05
Re: Thought ya'll might need a good laugh lynn970 9/9/05
Re: Thought ya'll might need a good laugh » wildcard rainbowbrite 9/10/05
i knew u wld laugh!! (nm) » rainbowbrite wildcard 9/10/05

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