Posted by cockeyed on June 25, 2005, at 0:37:26
In reply to What is your job?, posted by Angela2 on June 21, 2005, at 23:31:44
my job is to be sniveling, selfish, conniving, lazy, a pain in the *rse, etc. I am a senior citizen and I hate everything. I'm disabled and am really pretty good at doing nothing all day and really working at it.
But I am a grampa. I MUST babysit. And I really want to express my displeasure with my rotten grandsons and my family. I am not allowed to drink. And I feel the need for the speed of getting really blasted. But I can't. So I'm mad at, angry with, etc. my family. I hate when the phone rings because it's "them" Man, these kids are really busting my chops. I can't keep up with them nor reason with them. Ha! Reason with a kid whose single purpose is to run a game on you. Then I get told by my daughter that I'm "the grown up" and I should be strict and demanding. Blah Blah Blah.
Are there any other rotten grandparents such as I who don't really give an uncivil word about what the little monsters do or don't do as long as they don't bust one's chops. I'm supposed to be lucky but, man, I can't catch them anymore and they triple team me. I try to carry on a serious conversation with any of them and they could care less. Here follows an Uncivil string of epithets.
Next time I "babysit" I'm going to literally sit on each and every one of them. Yeah, and split infinitives also. who ever decided that splitting an infinitive was improper and why did the clowns call it an infinitive. What's infinity have to do with reality anyway? cockeyed. [sorry, had to get this load of codswollop off my chest. Now my bosom can stop heaving]
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