Posted by 10derHeart on April 21, 2005, at 11:06:02
In reply to Re: Anyone Creeped Out By New BK Ad?, posted by anastasia56 on April 19, 2005, at 23:42:10
For some reason I just re-read this, and it suddenly struck me what the phone call to the cops might be like...and I got myself ROTFL...
Police: 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
Ana: It's Him...the King! {crying, gasping } He's right by my window and he just keeps staring and standing there and...
Police: Ma'am, ma'am, try to calm down. Did you say a king is looking in your window? Could you repeat that, please?
Ana: Yes! Or at least..he was...I don't know..I shut the blinds...and there were a bunch of animals, too...please, send someone over here, now!
Police: Okay, ma'am, okay, is this a person outside, a man, like a peeping Tom?
Ana: No, of course not! That thing isn't human! I told you..the King..that
%$#$$&* Burger King thing...it's horrible! Why can't you understand me?Police: Ma'am, calm down, I can't understand when you're hysterical...now, I'm trying to help you, but I'm not sure I do understand..is this about Elvis Presley, ma'am?
Ana: (totally frustrated) Elvis?!! No, what are you talking about?! I'd rather see Elvis..I wish I'd seen Elvis... Listen to me - The King from Burger King, you know, hamburgers, fries...he just stares and stares...I'll never be able to go outside if you don't send some help...
Police: Okay, ma'am. We'll send someone over. Now, I need to ask...have you been drinking or taking any medications?
Ana: What?! No! What on earth..I'm telling you, he's there, I didn't imagine it...don't you watch TV?!
Police: Alright, ma'am, I had to ask. Now, are you alone there?
Ana: Yes. No..I mean, except for him...
Police: By "him" you mean Elvis, correct?
Ana: Argggghhhh!!!
..and so on and so forth
(sorry, I couldn't help it...comedy is not my best thing..trying to cheer myself up...might be working...)
[No animated, creepy figures, animals or Elvis were harmed in the writing of this post.]
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