Posted by AdaGrace on December 8, 2004, at 16:53:00
In reply to rEpEAt, posted by kid47 on December 7, 2004, at 12:05:17
I love your writing........wanna job? I could hire you to write all my responses to my husband when he says stupid stuff like
#1. Talk to anyone today?
(no, I'm trying to quit)#2. Did you see anyone in town when you were there?
(no, not a soul, funny how ghost towns are like that, perhaps I should try somewhere else to buy my groceries, gas, liquor, ohhhhh but wait, doofus......I do have groceries, gas, and liquor, remember? you watched me unload them out of the car)#3. You going to take a bath?
(as I am standing there naked turning on the faucet)#4. Do you know where my hat is?
(on the phone while I am at work, trying to ummmm WORK!!!)#5. My stomach hurts, could you rub it for me?
(my normal response here is to quickly move towards the toilet making retching sounds, but perhaps you could think of something more appropriate)#6. Snort!!
(that's the sound he makes when he is trying to clear his throat, sorta like a "sucking the snot out of your nose and back down your throat" and not to be confused with the sound of "sucking the snot out of your throat into your mouth" which eventually gets projectiles out the lips, out the car window, and on some poor unsuspecting soul passing by the other way........)Okay, Okay.......I'll stop..........he might hear me..........whatever
Ada, disgusted with my H, Grace
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