Posted by karen_kay on July 1, 2004, at 7:03:47
isn't today a special day for you and bean? does that mean you'll finally get to outback today, in celebration? did you get your hair done, your eybrows waxed and find the perfect outfit yet? you don't have much time dear, the day is short. you better get on it.
in the meantime, here's the anniversary special episode of bean, in celebration of your special day together.....
bean's laying in bed at 6 am and his alarm clock goes off. groaning and swearing (yes, bean swears), he reaches over to shut the alarm clock of and a thought comes to his mind. 'today is a special day,' he thinks to himself. but, what day is it? he ponders this question while scratching his morning itch. 'is it the first day of the rest of my life?' he thinks. he looks at the digital alarm clock to figure out today's date. he quickly decides that today is not the first day of the rest of his life and rolls out of bed.on his way to the shower, he trips on his clothing from last night. he was so exhausted from thinking of ways to get miss honey, he threw his clothes in a pile on the hallway floor. falling hard and fast, bean grunts a few choice words as he hits the floor top speed. luckily, his nose broke his fall and he sticks toilet paper in his nostrils to stop the bleeding.
hopping in the shower, bean listens to his favorite music. showering to 'i think i love you' by david cassidy, bean slips in the shower while trying to dance the electric slide. luckily, his nose broke his fall yet again, and it begins bleeding for the second time today. bean sobs because his face hurts, and decides to never dance in the shower again.
after shower time, bean still has that lingering feeling that today is very special. he can't put his finger on it, but today is a special day indeed. the phone rings. as he runs to answer it, he trips on an extension cord and down he goes again. he cries like a child and wonders 'why do i keep falling? why today? why me? do i need a nose job?' he collects his thoughts and reaches for the phone, just as it stops ringing.
he goes to dress for today's sessions and wonders 'should i dress up for this special day? and what is today, i can't remember what's special about it.' he decides on a yellow dress shirt, complete with brown slacks. he then picks out a red tie and his favorite socks, a pair of blue socks with pink bunnies on them. after dressing, he walks towards the kitchen for breakfast and his slacks fall down (seems he forgot the black belt). as his pants fall (oopsie, he forgot underpants too!), so does he. he was running full force to find breakfast, and falls hard. this time, his nose doesn't break his fall, but he hurts just the same (maybe more!).
after his breakfast of jolt cola, a warm mellow yellow, 3 cups of black coffee with 4 tbs sugar and a big bowl of cottage cheese, bean sees his container of honey in the cabinet and remembers what today is. IT'S MISS HONEY'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
he rushes to his office in his yellow renault, breaking 30 mph for the first time. when he pulls into the parking lot, ben takes careful efforts to place the brick behind his front and back tire. he won't let his car roll away again! he runs to the building and forgets the front doors are glass. he hits the glass door while running fast and his nose begins to bleed once again. but, nothing is going to ruin his mood. he opens the door and goes inside.
miss honey is his first appointment so he must find a gift for her. he opens the christmas card she gave him and rereads it. sitting in his office, he tries to think of something he can give her today. he sees nothing suitable and decides today is the day they'll make sweet lovin on his desk. he can't wait! (but, can he perform after that horrible fall today? we'll see!)
miss honey arrives right on time, with a small present tucked under her arm, 3 pork chops, a new stylish shirt for bean, and a box of toothpicks. she put careful thought into this gift and hopes he loves it. as bean walks out of his office and into the waiting room, miss honey stands up. he leads her up the stairs and into his office. bean's nervous, as this is his first time. miss honey's nervous because bean didn't wax his back. the lights go off and miss honey gets her anniversary present...
poster:karen_kay
thread:362214
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