Posted by karen_kay on June 3, 2004, at 21:54:39
In reply to Re: Got a job...Summertime Blues...ain't no cure!!. » karen_kay, posted by jay on June 3, 2004, at 20:29:38
you called me young lady. i really liked that, but it may become problematic if it continues. i may be young, but i'm no lady. wait, i may be a lady, but i'm not young. anyway, it reminds me of my mother. so, to help you avoid sounding like my mother, i will give you a list of things you may call me (and things that i find rather flattering):
*kk (but that's no fun)
*karen kay (especially when you are angry)
*karen *%&% kay (for those times when you are VERY angry)
*lovely (i have always been fond of that one... for example, "well hello lovely".. you get what i'm saying, right?)
*dear (that's always welcome, though i think a bit overused by some very obnoxious poster, but she is very sweet, i assure you)
*doll (i like that one too :)
*sweet heart (that has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?)
now, a list of words to avoid when posting to me:
*anything regarding my large rump (you know the variety)
*mrs anything (not until i have a very large and expensive ring on my finger. i can foresee being called mrs jay, what about you? or, you could take my last name and be mr jay kay. that sounds cuter, don't you think? but again, i must see the ring!)
*sh@t head (that one's reserved only for someone very dear to my heart. i believe in any other context i may be offended, but somehow being a sh@t head doesn't sound so bad coming from the right voice and when it's used sincerely.)
*big girl (now this one i could talk about all day long. i'm tall, not big! i have big feet, big hands YES! i'll admit it. but i'm not a football player.)and you are polite? of course you are dear, but if i hit on you, you'd hit back, right? i just can't handle rejection. perhaps we can work out the problems with your new meds?
i'm sure your music always sounds good, even when not on ritalin and benzos. oh dear, i almost forgot that you're a bass player. how are your fingers doing today? i worry you know? you must protect those lovely hands and especially those fingers!
i'm glad you are trying dear. and you are doing a beautiful job too. and i included my email in the last post, so feel free to email me anytime. i'll set an alarm to my account so i can respond in a flash.
oh, and about that 'big happy family' thing. you're my favorite jay. but, you really should learn banjo and become scottish, if possible :)
your pretentious master,
kk
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