Posted by Angielala on January 22, 2004, at 11:25:45
In reply to Poet Goes Shopping (long, but amusing), posted by Poet on January 21, 2004, at 20:50:58
Third person storys from the first person always amuse me... maybe it's because my "inside thoughts" sound like they are in third person.
So do you think they have your picture up there behind the secuirty desk? I have my picture plastered everywhere- like Dunkin Donuts.... for some reason that place has caught me at my worse (like when I was stealing the Fred the Baker autographed picture from their wall behind the register) wooo boy, that took a lot of explaining :))
> Poet spent her afternoon shopping online for clothes for her new job. Okay so far.
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> Poet stops at pharmacy on way home to pick up her meds. At pharmacy Poet remembers she left her wallet on her desk. She drives back to the office.
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> Forty minutes later she has her much needed meds. Poet decides she should return some clothes she bought at a store because what she got online was better.
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> Poet stops home to get clothes. Notices husband left mess on stove. Poet cleans off stove, does dishes, but forces herself to stop and go to the store.
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> She grabs the bag and receipt and heads off. Poet gets to store and realizes she had two things to return. Poet decides to just return this one and come back later. Unusual for Poet, who would have normally (?) gone back home and gotten it.
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> Side note, Poet hates shopping for clothes, this is why Poet likes to shop online.
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> Poet returns item, wanders into 70 percent off women's clothing section. Looks through racks, starts mumbling to herself, then starts talking to herself out loud. Poet wonders if they're going to alert security.
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> She bravely ventures into the fitting room. Poet knows that they're going to call security because now she's laughing out loud.
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> Poet slithers out of store, and decides to return the other item to a different location. Though, she suspects she's on security red alert at all of them.
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> Maybe Poet should have posted this on writing babble, giggle.
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