Posted by leeran on May 3, 2003, at 23:27:55
In reply to Re: Well darn » leeran, posted by Eggy on May 3, 2003, at 21:05:19
"I will not be allowed to have a file stuck in my cake to escape with."
I think there's a moral to this story. Maybe: You can't have your cake and file, too? But I'm not sure if I mean a fingernail file, or a medical file.
"while I sneak out off the fire escape with my 10 inch thick mental health records"
Eggy, you're killing me here. So . . . you want him to add "thrill seeker" along with "kleptomaniac?" to your file before (or after) you're behind bars? If laughter is the best cure - then tonight I'm healed.
p.s. I guess this is a confession. One time I peeked at what the gynecologist had written in my file. He had gone out to get a sample or something (and as we know, they don't leave those files laying around too often) . . .
There were two words written in the margin: "nice lady." I was a lot younger and I remember thinking "nice lady???" I don't know what I wanted him to call me, but I felt positively "Driving Miss Daisy-ish" as I hopped back up on the stirrup table before he could catch me in the act.
That's the only time I've snuck a peek at my medical records. I would be afraid of seeing something like "batty old broad" these days. What I don't know can't hurt me . . .
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