Posted by agencypanic on February 24, 2003, at 21:09:06
In reply to Secret agent? or starlet? » agencypanic, posted by bozeman on February 24, 2003, at 21:03:28
> Days like that
> I wear my overcoat to the market
> Keep my sunglasses on
> Every once in a while glance over them furtively
> I wear expensive shoes (bad feet, but they don't know that) and carry a lot of attitude
> So nobody thinks anything about it
> They just think I'm some highbrow beeetch who they can't quite place
> Slumming in the supermarket, hoping to not be spotted
> So they avoid my eyes -- stop talking when I give them the "drop dead" look
> Pay cash for my purchases and refuse carry out help
>
> They have no idea I'm holding my breath the whole time, and collapse into a heap once I get back to the car
> But at least none of the inconsiderate dolts dare mess with me
> The ones with a clue are usually sympathetic to what, they feel, is a person whose privacy is constantly invaded and deserves a break
> Little do they know how true that really is
> Just not for the reasons they think . . .
>
> If ya gotta feel bad, might as well get some mileage out of it. I usually have myself a good laugh the next day when I feel better.
>
> Hope *you* feel better yourself, soon.
>
> bozemanThanks, this was a great post and I'm going to save it. It plays into the 'adult film actress' thread running below. Thanks again.
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