Posted by Tabßitha on October 24, 2002, at 2:38:26
In reply to Tabitha look! its a fuzzy wuzzy thwead , posted by Gabbix2 on October 23, 2002, at 20:29:37
(picture a genuine marbelite statue of a big-eyed girl, missing a front tooth, with her precious little arms spread wide as they go. the inscription is hand-painted in genuine 24k gold. only 3 easy payments of $9.95.)
OK, here's a cute cuddly baby animal story for you. There were these 2 koala bears, see, that were on loan from the San Diego Zoo to the toledo zoo, but they had to send them back because the bears (bless their fuzzy little hearts) only eat eucalyptus leaves, and eucalyptus trees don't grow in Toledo, so the leaves had to be shipped in fresh daily, and it was costing $40,000 per year. So the moral of the story is, I guess, maybe they would have been better off with some baby warthogs that weren't such picky eaters. Baby warthogs need love too you know.
Jeez though, I can't believe your kissy bears were broken. That's some kinda bad karma. Those bears were asking for super-glue on their snouts, or maybe some miniature handcuffs on their wrists. Did they have wrists, these non-kissy bears?
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