Posted by Phil on September 25, 2002, at 7:02:36
A young couple that was living together decided that they wanted to join a church. When they spoke to the pastor, he said they would have to live apart for 30 days and not have sex. The motivated couple said okay and agreed to meet the pastor in 30 days. When they arrived, the pastor asked how things had gone.
The husband said that things were okay till the third week. "My wife dropped a can of peas and when she bent over to pick it up, well..."
The pastor said he was sorry but they couldn't join the church. The wife said, "We know, they won't let us shop at that grocery store anymore, either."
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