Posted by Gracie2 on March 13, 2002, at 8:50:09
Female seeking position for any kind of work.*On good days, will:
-Sharpen all your pencils and pens
-Clean out your desk drawers and between your computer keys
-Alphabetize your books
-Make cappaccinos
-Water and prune plants
-Fill jars with jelly beans
*On bad days, will:
-Refer to clients as "Bub" and "Whiney-ass"
-Tell you to make your own damn coffee
-Pop all bubble-wrap that enters office
-Will lean out of window to whistle at men
-Will be available from 2:00pm to 3:00pm, with a half-hour smoke break.You know where to contact me.
-Gracie
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