Posted by Gracie2 on November 5, 2001, at 17:09:01
In reply to Re: Life without alcohol - a comparative study » Greg A., posted by akc on October 25, 2001, at 6:53:22
THE JOYS OF DRINKING AND THE MORNING AFTER*You feel as if your head is caught in a vise.
*You can't move your neck.
*You're thirsty enough to drink water from the fishtank.
*Your eyes are a gorgeous shade of red.
*You don't know the person in bed with you.
*You don't have to change clothes because you're still fully dressed from the day before.
*Everything you touch is sticky.
*You can't find your wallet.
*you can't find your keys.
*Your teeth are wearing little fur coats.
*Your girlfriend and your dog are mad at you and you don't know why.
*There are 365 cigarette butts in the 5-inch ashtray on the coffeetable.
*You can practically see the air in your house.
*There are enough bottles and cans around to start a boy scout drive.
*Noises like the phone ringing cause actual physical pain.
*You wake up with your dress on backwards.
*Your face has been inches from the bottom of a wastebasket or the water in the toilet.
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