Posted by Glenn Fagelson on July 29, 2001, at 22:29:35
In reply to Keep them coming ...., posted by Willow on July 29, 2001, at 21:51:54
> I think I'll need about two hours worth of laughs.
>
> Here's one I don't know if I've shared it before: Why should a woman get married and make one man miserable for the rest of his life, when she can stay single and make a lot of men happy?
>
> Corny I guess, but it suits the mood I'm in.
>
> WillowYes,I do understand, Willow!
Did you hear the one about
the penquin and the magician? Everytime the
magician went through his act, the penquin
would tell the audience all the magician's
secrets. This infuriated the magician. One
day, they were both on a boat performing
for an audience when the boat crashed and
split into pieces. The magician and the
penquin managed to float to an island; they
didn't talk to each other for 4 days. Then,
all of a sudden, the penquin said, "Okay,..
what did you do with the boat?".Glenn
poster:Glenn Fagelson
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