Posted by tina on June 13, 2001, at 9:53:21
In reply to Shar, posted by Rach on June 13, 2001, at 7:47:45
An airplane was flying from New york to Paris when it started to shake and shatter violently.
A woman stood up in the back and yelled "i don't want to die, help me, I refuse to die without ever having felt like a woman. Is there anyone who will stand up and make me feel like a woman?"A tall man stood up in his seat and began to walk toward her. Taking off his shirt, she could see that he had good muscles and strong arms and he had very sensual eyes.
He came directly toward her and threw the balled up shirt into her hands and said "I'll make you feel like a woman..........IRON THIS!"
I know it's lame but I had to try.
You know I love ya Rach.> > Here is a sort of joke:
> >
> > Having a smoking section in a restaurant
> > is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
> >
> > If you can laugh, you're still there; laughing is a pro-life gesture.
> >
> > Shar
>
> That's a funny joke. Yesterday I would have chortled out loud. But I barely cracked a smile. Feeling sorry for myself. Not knowing how to get out of the situation I am in.
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