Posted by noa on November 10, 2000, at 13:55:45
In reply to Re: Hello, my name is Bob and I'm a Lumptoniaholic..., posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 13:27:55
I believe that spot over there in the corner of the doghouse is suitable, and yes, you do have to wear the dunce cap!
Mr. Ambassador must have all shovels removed from the premises of his abode because he persists in digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole.
From now on, the Czarina decrees, by fiat even, and if that doesn't work, we'll add an some lanzia beta to the mix, she (that's me) decrees that herftofore and forthwith and hence to boot, the Ambassador shall be forever prohibited from apologizing for anything.
Yes, that's right, you read correctly. Justification for this decree: every time the bombassador attempts to apologize for the errors of his ways, that proverbial shovel reappears and he digs his hole deeper, by reviolating the standards, violation of which was the reason for his apology in the first place.
So, from now on, if and when the ambassador is chastised for violating the innuendo laws of our nation, he must respond with a simple "correction noted, Madame Czarina", and must cease and desist immediately upon such notification.
Such is the Czarina's decree.
BTW, I am also doubling as the entertainment committee couchperson (we have no need of chairs in this realm), so have this announcement to offer my fair fellow citizens:
Entertainment activity of the week: WARNING--the following entertainment activity is raited PG-13 and is unsuitable for children:
Join us for a rollicking good time as we share light drinks and food, and pass around the Ambassador's responses to the Rorshach ink blot test! You are sure to guffaw and chuckle amply as you read these innuendo-laden interpretations. A good time will be had by all (except for, of course, Mr. Ambassador, shadow of his former self, who will be languishing in the corner of the doghouse trying to remember where he hid that last contraband shovel).
poster:noa
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