Posted by shar on November 9, 2000, at 17:09:58
In reply to Re: New Cabinet position required, posted by noa on November 9, 2000, at 15:09:41
As Historical Curator, I have tried as subtly as possible to ensure that the single females of Lumptonia be happy and fulfilled citizens. If, in my trying, I used Innuendo, it was only an effort to be as inoffensive as possible. However, I shall stop anent and know that as a single female citizen of Lumptonia, I will need to go beyond its shores and borders at times, risking life and limb, and hoping to have the energy to return safely to the couch. Of course, females with WH's will have no such worries.
I believe you will be an excellent Czar, and as befits the will of some of the People, I will Innuendo No More!
The Right Honorable Historical Curator and High Priestess of Research
> I am beginning to think we need to establish a new cabinet position, namely Czar of the Innuendo Enforcement Agency, as it appears that innuendo has proliferated increasingly, and high government officials might even be trafficking in innuendo right under the people's noses!
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> That our dear beloved Lump homeland might be under the control of Innuendo Kingpins is a frightening prospect that must be addressed host paste!
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> If the proliferation of innuendo escalates, this citizen feels compelled to bring charges of impeachment on the grounds that higher officials of the land, in trafficking in innuendo, are beginning to show signs of----gasp----hypomania. And it is know far and wide in the land that hypomania is like a cancer upon the Lumps, and threatens the very being of our lumpness.
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