Posted by B Day on November 4, 2000, at 10:38:35
In reply to Re: Mr. Ambassador, posted by coral on November 4, 2000, at 5:00:07
> Honorable Ambassador and the other one (Couch Person Extraordinaire?) I humbly ask to be a citizen of Lumptonia. Upon my word, I promise to shower, change clothes, move, and expend energy as little as possible.
(gasp)
> I will wear my moccasins with the holes in them for another 5 years.
You got a pair of those too?!! Mine don't have the leather strings anymore either. They are just perfect for scootin' around.
> I vow to support the Kingdom/Queendom throughout my metamorphesis, which shall, by rights, take place on my sofa with my remote and special blankie.
>Listen well my fellow Lumptonians. These are the words of citizenship!
> I also will not answer my phone or the door, and instead hope that people will think I am not home. I will only check my mail every other day. I will eat over the sink, except for chocolate which I will hide away in secret and safe places, and take out and enjoy as a forbidden pleasure. That may be our currency, eh?
>I feel like singing! "Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light,
what so proudly we wail as we haven't slept all night;..."> I hope that I can live up to these standards. The Tortoise has always been my hero.
>
> SShar, your words have moved me to uncontrollable weeping. I've gone through a half a box of Puffs.
On behalf of all Lumptonian people everywhere, welcome to Lumptonia. Indeed...welcome home!
Ambassador B... C:\\ pupating, pupating, pupating...
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