Dear, Cough, Poet (long, repetitive and dull)

Posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 21:46:31

Dear Queen of Employment Losers:
Hanging in your closet are newly bought dress for success clothes, that you can't afford, for an interview you didn't get. Tags are still on. Receipts are in your purse. You know damn well that the entire outfit will go to charity with the tags still on because you will never, ever have a need to wear it. RETURN THEM!
Frankly, giving all your old dress for success clothes away because you thought they were cursed was a mistake, too. It's you, that is cursed. You cursed yourself when you made career the focus of your self esteem. You are such a loser that you didn't even set your career goal on being a movie director or film critic. Or Mrs. Cary Grant and not have to work.
All you want, all you need to be happy is, hold it- I'm laughing too hard to type, a job that uses your brain? Hee. Hee. Hee. That is hysterical. I suppose you want it to use your supposed skills, too? Stop, you're killing me. And you don't want to be bored? Oh, I'm in danger of wetting my pants. Stop it, seriously, stop it.
Your greatest fear is failure and your self esteem is based on career? Congratulations, loser, you are a career failure! Two hits in one.
What little career success you had was a fluke, you ain't getting it back. It isn't the clothes. It isn't someone else had more experience. It's YOU! You, you, you.
You don't care that you're nurturing to your cats and to your garden. Your T thinks that crap will create self esteem. She thinks these are valid reasons to stay alive? Hee. Hee. Hee.
You don't care that you have a husband who for some unknown reason loves you. All you want is that job and you will never, never, never get it. Your T keeps reminding you that your husband loves you and you keep reminding her that the key to happiness is complete financial independence. Not a series of lower and lower paying jobs with less responsibility. At this rate you will be the first person in history to get paid to watch paint dry. Well, now, that's success to be proud of.
Sarcasm is your one talent that you approve of. Bravo. There's a big market for sarcastic poets.
Would you like fries with that? How about prose?

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