Posted by fayeroe on December 2, 2008, at 10:01:30
1. Seriously.
2. Anyone want to be my self-esteem exercise buddy?
3. If we regularly exercise we'll feel much better.If we feel better our self-esteem will be off the charts!
Like a # 1 on Billboard!
Or a $2M bonus from the company where we are CEOs!
Or a job where all we do is ride around in a golf cart (in shorts and teeshirt) while listening to music and eating chips!
Or a Makeover on the Oprah show!
Or finding out that we ARE NOT THE DADDY on Maury!Or having an Extreme Makeover on that program where that hyper little guy runs around or do I have the title wrong?
or winning "Employee of the Month" and
our very own parking spot CLOSER to the prison!You get the picture of how much better we're gonna feel, right?
4. I'll committ to a mile a day now.
5. I'll submit to 50 lashes with a wet rodent if I do not fulfil my committment.
6. Anyone?
7. Signup is in the tea room in Macys.
Pat
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