Posted by yznhymer on August 8, 2007, at 20:32:13
In reply to Re: EMSAM .... Come back EMSAM baby!!!!!!!!!, posted by d0pamine on August 8, 2007, at 13:43:15
> Orgasms not back to what they were???!?!? That's it! That's all I needed to hear. That's it for me and Parnate. I know I said we'd be together forever, but I'm breaking it off. You steal my orgasms and you make me feel like crap. I've taken my last Parnate and am going back to EMSAM, my one and only true pharmaceutical love. I'm sorry I ever left ya baby. Please don't be angry baby. Come take me by the arm like you used to and we'll make things be just like they were, back when we were so happy together? You always were the only one for me, baby. I just didn't realize it until I had that foolish fling with that other MAOI, but I never did love her. I swear. It was all about the neurotransmitters it had nothing to do with love. And anyway it's been hell and I'm soooo sorry I did it. Besides, You're soooo much hotter anyway, my little Samantha (EMSAM). Oh baby I've missed you sooo much. Right down to that crazy wacked out awesome smell that you have when I take you from your foil house every morning and and remove your coverings one at a time. First the big covering OOoooh. Then as I place you on my arm I proceed to take off the rest MMMMmmmm. Then it's just you and me baby, skin to ski....er uh adhesive backed plastic. Oh baby did I already tell you that I've missed you soooo much. Oh hey, easy.. Not now, baby. We'll have to wait. Yeah we gotta wait till at least the morning. Yeah I know baby, I want you now too, but we just can't . We have to wait till the time is right. But I can still hold you in your little foil house and we can talk about the good old days and all the things we're going to do from now till then, because nothing baby and I mean nothing well uh except a lack of health insurance is ever going to come between me and you again. Parnate? Oh she'll be fine. She still has plenty of other suiters who've never met you, my little Sammy. Hey! Wanna go out for a walk? kewl..........
eeep! I walked into a bad porn movie. In spite of the number Parnate is doing on your sex life, your mood sure sounds good! Are you still going to give Parnate an 8 week trial?
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