Posted by Bipolarsux on February 13, 2003, at 7:52:22
In reply to Here's an idea: QUIT SO MANY DAMN PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!, posted by titleistguy on February 13, 2003, at 4:02:40
(Preamble: Dr Bob, please forgive my response here - sometimes, against my better judgement, I just can't supress my sense of humor. I'm sure you will deal with this thread appropriately.)
> I just wanted to give an "eye opener" to all you INCESSANT PILL-POPPERS who would rather take ANY DAMN DRUG (even if it will more than likely SEVERELY dissable your mind / body, or even KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!) rather than actually DEALING with your problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're right!!! I should've known all along that I had to face my problem - people who tell me how to fix my problems! Time to get started...
>I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Writer's block can be difficult, but you overcame it with style.
> Do you know who should be on "Neuroleptic" medications: People who are ACTUALLY PSYCHOTIC. . . PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does that include those suffering religious delusions or those deluding themselves by having no religion?
> You know what EVERYONE on this board needs, rather than this COMPULSIVE urge to try EVERY DAMN PILL NEW ON THE MARKET?????????????????:
A cure?
>
> JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Difference in opinion noted, but I still think I was right the first time.
>
> With Jesus on your side do you even KNOW what you'll get???????????????????????Please don't keep me in suspense!
> 1) You'll ABSOLUTELY LOSE YOUR FEAR OF DEATH!!!!!!Doh! I was hoping for something like, "You'll regain your love of life!" I guess making suicide easier counts for something, though.
> (That's right, I would personally lay it ALL on the line for JESUS. . . ANYTIME, any-friggin'-where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Be careful...I hear he dosen't like to be tempted.
> 2) You'll have an ETERNAL PURPOSE for living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Without all the DAMN DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I appreciate your generosity, but really, a temporary purpose for living will suit me fine. Maybe one that would last just as long as I live? That's probably more within my budget.
> 3) You'll lose ALL your ANXIETY, without ANY side-effects, that's right. . . NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds better than a new all-in-one home gym! Do the first 100 callers get a free set of steak knives with this amazing gift?
> 4) You'll realize that YOU really don't HAVE it ALL THAT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Especially when you learn what JESUS had to go through for 33 years . . . just for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)"just" for me? I didn't know he had such a low opinion of me. I'll have to discuss this with him next time we meet.
> If YOU want a PERSONAL relationship with JESUS CHRIST, I encourage you to read "The Case for Christ" (by: Lee Strobel), and that goes for YOU TOO Dr. Bob!!!!!!!!!!!I find it difficult to have a personal relationship with a dead dude. Come to think of it, if he does start talking to me I think I will go to the pdoc and suggest I am suffering auditory hallucinations.
> I GUARANTEE YOU your life will NEVER be the SAME again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or I get my pills back free of charge?
> (And quit all the DAMN pills. . . don't you people even REALIZE that you're WORSE than OZZY - FRIGGIN'-OSBOURNE????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)At least he seems like he is enjoying his life: if he is 'bad,' I am definitely 'worse'. Ozzy! Show me the way out!
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