Posted by paul on July 26, 2000, at 4:31:35
In reply to hb Hero of the Psychoppressed » harry b., posted by Oddzilla on July 22, 2000, at 10:56:03
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got an interesting call today-from the INVESTIGATOR who's going to look into why the leviticously deuteronomous (no i dont know what it means either) dr. RUNTENSTEIN treated me like he did. the guy was FLOORED when he heard the story. i even asked the guy how he'd feel were it him that had been dissed/dropped w/o ANY notice and he said that he'd be LIVID. i, much to my own EXTREME surprise, didn't lose ANY SLEEP AT ALL over it. i just calmly took the next three or four steps and NEVER NOT ONCE got my jodphurs in a monkey's fist about it. for once i had a choice and i made the right one. in other words, i did a perfect FIDO. dr. RUNT reminds me of these really despicable neighbors i used to have to tolerate. eventually i figured out that NOTHING i could/would ever do to them was EVEN IN THE BALLPARK when compared to what they were doing to themselves. these loathsome bastards were STUCK with each other. moreso than that they were stuck with THEMSELVES!! and like your assWHOLE excuse for a doc-WHAT WORSE punishment is there than having to wake up as THAT SAME WORTHLESS, inescapable LUMP OF DUNG every day until he dies? i've come to the conclusion that most bastards do more to destroy themselves than any other ten people would even bother dreaming of doing to them.
FIDO, my friend-FIDO!! unfortunately since you didnt lose a limb or become addicted to cleaning products the worst he'll get from whatever governing body deals with these schmucks is a possibly permanent reprimand that ANY prospective patient will have FREE ACCESS to should they be aware that a "watchdog" organisation does indeed exist for thier information. they jus' gotta dial dat toll-free nummahh.
you're supposed to be laughing now. read it again and larf some mo!!
illigitamae non carborundum!!!
p(c(l))
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