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Posted by myco on March 27, 2009, at 15:16:46
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So an old woman, well into her 80's, walks slowly into an adult sex toy shop. Opening the door slowly and fraily, she then slowly moves her way across the floor, obviously struggling on her feet as she walks, to the counter where the clerk is sitting at his computer.
Grasping the counter for support and catching her balance she looks up, through cateracts, cockeyed at the clerk and bellows:
"Dddddoo you hhhave ddddillldoo's?"
To which the clerk curiously looks at her replying:
"Why yes ma'am, actually we have many different models."
The old woman smacking her chops nearly losing her balance again at the counter leans in and bellows again:
"Ddddoo you hhhave a bbbbbig pppink one, abbbbout tttten inches llllong and tttttwo inches ttthhick?"
The clerk puzzled then smiles:
"Why yes ma'am we do it's over.....".
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"Dooo you knnnow how ttttto ttttturn ttthe fff*cking ttthing offffff?"
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Posted by Phillipa on March 27, 2009, at 21:57:56
In reply to The old woman and the big pink dildo, posted by myco on March 27, 2009, at 15:16:46
Myco that was funny!!!! Love Phillipa
Posted by manic666 on March 28, 2009, at 5:16:34
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by Phillipa on March 27, 2009, at 21:57:56
myco, good one but i dont think you will get away without a bollocking
Posted by Lou Pilder on March 28, 2009, at 8:23:35
In reply to The old woman and the big pink dildo, posted by myco on March 27, 2009, at 15:16:46
Friends,
If you, or ones that you know, could be interested in what my opinion could be concerning aspects of this thread, I would like to email about such.
Lou
lpilder_1188@fuse.net
Posted by myco on March 28, 2009, at 19:31:54
In reply to The old woman and the big pink dildo, posted by myco on March 27, 2009, at 15:16:46
oh no Lou's on the case....go get em big guy....dun dun ...dun dun (to the theme of inspector gadget) dun dun dun ...dun dun. dun dun dun lou gadget dun dun dun lou lou. LOL
Posted by Phillipa on March 28, 2009, at 20:20:36
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by myco on March 28, 2009, at 19:31:54
Personally I didn't find it offensive and thought it funny. Love Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on March 28, 2009, at 21:44:15
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by myco on March 28, 2009, at 19:31:54
I'm an old woman and I don't take offense and have a disabled Son who would also think this is funny. What's life without a laugh at ourselves? Phillipa
Posted by Gabbette on March 30, 2009, at 22:33:28
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo, posted by manic666 on March 28, 2009, at 5:16:34
I don't often get offended by jokes that are about sex unless they involve power imbalances.
But I don't find them funny, I mean..
it's just .. sex.
No different than if the woman
couldn't turn off a light switch, but.. it's supposed to be funny. Is it that there's some
taboo that sex is in itself something to giggle over.. Like the way 7 year old boys giggle about
f*rts?
It's really no secret, none of us would be here if it weren't for people having sex. it seems it should be about as 'taboo' as jokes about eating.
Drinking water.. folding sheets..Or that older people are really different from anyone else who would enjoy sex?
Really I just don't get it.
Posted by myco on March 30, 2009, at 22:48:55
In reply to I don't get the joke.., posted by Gabbette on March 30, 2009, at 22:33:28
Posted by Gabbette on March 30, 2009, at 23:01:01
In reply to You should ask Lou Pilder for clarification lol (nm) » Gabbette, posted by myco on March 30, 2009, at 22:48:55
Posted by BayLeaf on March 31, 2009, at 6:13:22
In reply to Thx, ,Lou and I have had some really nice talks (nm) » myco, posted by Gabbette on March 30, 2009, at 23:01:01
Posted by Gabbette on March 31, 2009, at 16:56:48
In reply to Hi Gabby! Yup, Lou rocks! (nm), posted by BayLeaf on March 31, 2009, at 6:13:22
If you leave it like that it looks like a name from the Flintstones.
Yeah. I don't think clarification could work.
Because someone would have to tell me it's funny
just because - and that doesn't work well.Well, okay, many old ladies like sex, yes they do even the cute little ones.
oh, my that's really funny giggle giggle giggle
and oh yeah, shocking *GASP*Mae West and Bettie Page and Anais Nin all got old
none of them suddenly discovered needlepoint.And if she's savvy enough to buy a vibrator, well
I'd guess she'd be savvy enough to remove it
before trying to go to a store to find out how to turn it off.or more realistically, as she can drive (or read signs and walk) as she made it back to the store she'd be smart enough to leave it in a drawer and let the batteries wear out.
And well, we all know( okay most of us know)
that they don't make your voice vibrate, so..??
Posted by myco on March 31, 2009, at 17:13:23
In reply to The old woman and the big pink dildo, posted by myco on March 27, 2009, at 15:16:46
lol when I cant share a joke with manic for fear of someone piping up in offense or directed sarcasm thats a sign that there are some who need to loosen up. Some of us like a laugh regardless of whether or not someone else thinks its funny. I think the subject line speaks for itself....i.e. if not to ones taste dont open the thread LOL....change the channel on your television if you dont like what you see...sheesh
Posted by Gabbette on March 31, 2009, at 17:50:45
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by myco on March 31, 2009, at 17:13:23
There are many ways that could have been funny
judging from the title.
I wasn't offended
I mentioned that, I just don't understand where it's funny. But contrived jokes on just about any subject don't really make me laugh. Humour is subjective. No snobbishness, some of the things I laugh at are really stupid.Manic fear? Really?
I wasn't about to say you should be blocked, because it's not to my taste..
It actually really bothers me when people use
personal taste as a marker for something being offensive or "PBC" ableAnd personally I like sometimes having things looked at a different way, and said to me, because
sometimes (sometimes. : ) It makes me rethink my own opinions, or attitude, so I'm quite free with it, but
I dont'' mean it to be holier than thou
sarcasm..now shame on you.. you were sarcastic too
MISTAH? MISS?
as for the loosening up.. I can get why you thought that from my post, truly, but, I actually find lots of things very funny and it's rarely knock knock jokes or humour scrubbed clean. And boy I AM the opposite of uptight. My history on Babble, Gabbi Gabbix Gabbix2 Gabbbi Gabbie (renamed after every one of my 512 or so blocks, make that pretty clear.You know what else, have you read this far?
Why are you doing that to yourself, I've had too much coffee and may never stop..I think --save one, the people I'm closest to
from Babble I got to know because they had a rabid dislike for me, or something I said.
You just never know..
Posted by myco on March 31, 2009, at 17:56:09
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by Gabbette on March 31, 2009, at 17:50:45
I totally understand what you say here...absolutely. But that comment wasn't directed/aimed at you. It was a general comment to anyone....but thats fine you responded to it :o)
A joke exchanged between me and manic (another poster) thats all. He seemed to like it...therefor: it did what I wanted it to do...got a laugh from him...i see no harm in that (again a general comment to anyone)------------------------
> There are many ways that could have been funny
> judging from the title.
> I wasn't offended
> I mentioned that, I just don't understand where it's funny. But contrived jokes on just about any subject don't really make me laugh. Humour is subjective. No snobbishness, some of the things I laugh at are really stupid.
>
> Manic fear? Really?
>
> I wasn't about to say you should be blocked, because it's not to my taste..
> It actually really bothers me when people use
> personal taste as a marker for something being offensive or "PBC" able
>
> And personally I like sometimes having things looked at a different way, and said to me, because
> sometimes (sometimes. : ) It makes me rethink my own opinions, or attitude, so I'm quite free with it, but
> I dont'' mean it to be holier than thou
>
>
> sarcasm..now shame on you.. you were sarcastic too
> MISTAH? MISS?
>
>
> as for the loosening up.. I can get why you thought that from my post, truly, but, I actually find lots of things very funny and it's rarely knock knock jokes or humour scrubbed clean. And boy I AM the opposite of uptight. My history on Babble, Gabbi Gabbix Gabbix2 Gabbbi Gabbie (renamed after every one of my 512 or so blocks, make that pretty clear.
>
> You know what else, have you read this far?
> Why are you doing that to yourself, I've had too much coffee and may never stop..
>
> I think --save one, the people I'm closest to
> from Babble I got to know because they had a rabid dislike for me, or something I said.
> You just never know..
>
Posted by Gabbette on April 1, 2009, at 20:44:15
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » Gabbette, posted by myco on March 31, 2009, at 17:56:09
That was my innate self centerdness, I thought your comment was directed at me because I was the only person who said anything that was negative.
I just breezed in to babble after at least a few months, and of course you could have been talking about other jokes you've told or reactions to other posts.
This is one of only about three jokes I actually tell.
Soo.. Rob and Trevour were really excited about a bar they'd been told about by their friend Todd.
Trevour told Rob
"Yeah, Todd told me that you just go in and sit down and free drinks keep coming to your table
you don't have to pay a thing. Then after it closes go out to the parking lot and if you want sex it's like everywhere..more than you could want"So of course Robs like "Well yeah.. let's go!"
So they went to this place and sat down, nothing happened. They finally asked the bartender for a couple of beer, and the bartender waited and then said "Hey.. that's $7.00 guys"They finished the beer and thought, well we'll try again. Same thing. So they were pretty bummed but thought at least they'd wait till closing and go out to the parking lot.
Closing time. They go out into the parking lot, look around.. just nothing happening.
Waited.. still nothing.
"Okay" Trevor said. "I give up, lets go, man, W.T.H was Todd talking about?"The next day Trevor called up Todd and asked him what the deal was with the bar, he said
"We went, it was boring.. no free drinks, no sex"Todd waited a minute and said
"Wow, thats so weird, that's what my sister and her girlfriend said"
that's 7.00
Posted by myco on April 1, 2009, at 21:00:35
In reply to OOps » myco, posted by Gabbette on April 1, 2009, at 20:44:15
lol it's ok dun worry. takes alot to offend or p*ss me off. you didnt even come close to that *hugs
> That was my innate self centerdness, I thought your comment was directed at me because I was the only person who said anything that was negative.
>
> I just breezed in to babble after at least a few months, and of course you could have been talking about other jokes you've told or reactions to other posts.
>
> This is one of only about three jokes I actually tell.
>
> Soo.. Rob and Trevour were really excited about a bar they'd been told about by their friend Todd.
> Trevour told Rob
> "Yeah, Todd told me that you just go in and sit down and free drinks keep coming to your table
> you don't have to pay a thing. Then after it closes go out to the parking lot and if you want sex it's like everywhere..more than you could want"
>
> So of course Robs like "Well yeah.. let's go!"
> So they went to this place and sat down, nothing happened. They finally asked the bartender for a couple of beer, and the bartender waited and then said "Hey.. that's $7.00 guys"
>
> They finished the beer and thought, well we'll try again. Same thing. So they were pretty bummed but thought at least they'd wait till closing and go out to the parking lot.
> Closing time. They go out into the parking lot, look around.. just nothing happening.
> Waited.. still nothing.
> "Okay" Trevor said. "I give up, lets go, man, W.T.H was Todd talking about?"
>
> The next day Trevor called up Todd and asked him what the deal was with the bar, he said
> "We went, it was boring.. no free drinks, no sex"
>
> Todd waited a minute and said
>
> "Wow, thats so weird, that's what my sister and her girlfriend said"
>
>
>
> that's 7.00
>
Posted by Gabbette on April 2, 2009, at 2:05:28
In reply to Re: OOps » Gabbette, posted by myco on April 1, 2009, at 21:00:35
right back atchya
(((M)))
Posted by Dr. Bob on April 6, 2009, at 16:34:16
In reply to Re: The old woman and the big pink dildo » myco, posted by myco on March 31, 2009, at 17:13:23
> when I cant share a joke with manic for fear of someone piping up in offense or directed sarcasm thats a sign that there are some who need to loosen up. Some of us like a laugh regardless of whether or not someone else thinks its funny. I think the subject line speaks for itself....i.e. if not to ones taste dont open the thread
If you want to share a joke with manic, you can send him a Babblemail and no one else will feel offended. If you post it, a subject line that alerts others to the content does help.
How do you decide whether someone else should loosen up or you should be more uptight? I can see that it would be nice always to be able to post freely and to have others accommodate you!
Bob
Posted by myco on April 6, 2009, at 17:22:36
In reply to Re: loosening up, posted by Dr. Bob on April 6, 2009, at 16:34:16
You are correct here Bob. I encourage manic to post jokes because he enjoys it and it helps him open up and post more. We all needs ways to practice therapy...and this board should be an environment in which we can. It's a "safe place"...no one can see you. It can serve as a good starting point to learn to reinterpret what people say without having to look them in the eye...a step before real life communication?
Again...yes I agree with you. There has to a balance for sure. I am partly in the wrong absolutely...I can go overboard or overshoot...I myself am practicing being more social and open and interpreting things different etc. We are all working out our own issues. I will meet you halfway Bob. I will tone down jokes I post...I still think people should have the option (via a warning in the subject line) to open or not but like I told you earlier...I can agree to disagree. Case closed man. Thank you for being forward and cooperative on this issue.
I hope everyone will be aware that this can be an issue and make proper adjustments to neither offend or be offended as easily. We are all different in personality.
myco
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> If you want to share a joke with manic, you can send him a Babblemail and no one else will feel offended. If you post it, a subject line that alerts others to the content does help.
>
> How do you decide whether someone else should loosen up or you should be more uptight? I can see that it would be nice always to be able to post freely and to have others accommodate you!
>
> Bob
Posted by Phillipa on April 6, 2009, at 20:14:19
In reply to Re: loosening up » Dr. Bob, posted by myco on April 6, 2009, at 17:22:36
Personally I don't get offended the IRL ones I hear are much more triggering. I see nothing wrong with these if I don't read them that's my choice if read them that's my choice also. That of course is my opinion only. Love Phillipa
Posted by Dr. Bob on April 6, 2009, at 20:49:01
In reply to Re: loosening up » Dr. Bob, posted by myco on April 6, 2009, at 17:22:36
> There has to a balance for sure. I am partly in the wrong absolutely...I can go overboard or overshoot...I myself am practicing being more social and open and interpreting things different etc. We are all working out our own issues. I will meet you halfway Bob.
Thanks, I can overshoot, too. Nobody's perfect!
Bob
Posted by Kath on April 6, 2009, at 20:55:37
In reply to Re: thanks » myco, posted by Dr. Bob on April 6, 2009, at 20:49:01
I like it when the subject line gives an idea about the joke's 'tone'.
Thx for doing that.
:-)) Kath
Sometimes I feel in the mood to open one that I might not at other times.
Posted by Shar on April 11, 2009, at 22:21:14
In reply to Joke subject lines, posted by Kath on April 6, 2009, at 20:55:37
The first issue for me was that the joke refers several times to a big, pink dildo...but the punchline is about a vibrator. Not all dildos are also vibrators. So, it didn't make sense, and wasn't funny to me.
I also don't think this is the best forum for jokes about dildos. That's just me, though. If it's ok with Dr. Bob, who am I to say anything?
Shar
Posted by Kath on April 12, 2009, at 20:39:31
In reply to Meh. Funny? ...not so much, posted by Shar on April 11, 2009, at 22:21:14
I tend to agree Shar.
HOW nice to see ya here!!
YAY,
xoxo Kath
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