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Posted by karen_kay on July 25, 2007, at 9:46:53
mister bean awakes from a horrible nightmare. he finds that his bottle of old spice is lying (laying? i've never been great with grammar or the laws that apply) next to his face. his breath smells of old spice. his face smells fo old spice. bruce cambpell, who is laying (lying? again with this horrible grammar) next to him also smells of old spice (and i must say i just love those commercials!!!!).
perhaps he's been lookign to the old bottle, as well as the company of former lovers (bruce baby!!), to help rid him of his desire for that client of his, miss honey? and this longing is somethign he must not give into to, as much as he wants.
not wanting to wake bruce, he decides to skip the shower and sneak out the window. he does, in fact have an appointment with his favorite client, miss honey. never mind the fact that he stinks of cheap cologne. never mind the fact that he has man hickies all over his face and neck. and never mind the fact that he has a new commercial for old spice in his honor set for distribution, THIS VERY DAY!!!! he doesn't watch tv anyway, and will probably never know!
he's running late to get to his appointment with a lovely ladie with the biggest boobs ever and he has to pul start his riding lawnmower, that he calls a car. somehow, miss honey finds this mode of transportation amusing and adorabale, all at the same time. he's out the window, with jsut his undershirt, man hickies and all, bringing his rope so he can pull start his car and OFF he goes!
his car (or shoud i write lawn mower?) gives him little trouble, adn he slides the rope round his waste as a belt. he's been losing weight lately, to try to impress miss honey and also as a result of drinking old spice much too frequently. the poor dear must invest in real liquor and a hooker, rather than after shave and bruce cambpell.
his scent of potent nastiness follows him as he glides along at a speed of barely 12 mph as people hold their noses and honk in disgust. he fails to notice, either from the noise of his vehicle or the hair in his ears. it could also be the horror from last night or the sheer delight he feels welling up in his belly in thinking of miss honey waiting in the area, drinking her expensive coffee and wearign her cute shoes. good thing he brought more old spice for the drive to work, eh? he takes several swigs, as he is getting very excited.
he vomits several times during the ride into work. it gets on his shirt. good thing he brought the old spice, eh?
he pulls into his parking space, clipping several other cars (the nice cars too. good thing his bright yeloow paint blends in so well with the candy apple red of the nice cars, eh?). he decides to park in a different lot.
as we swaggers into the office he finds miss honey waiting for him. she simply says 'you smell like sh*t! i'll book for another day. bruce cambpell called me and i think i'm in love!'
good thing he brought the old spice, eh? he swigs the rest of it and falls asleep in his swivel chair, dreaming of bruce, miss honey and dancing....
das ende
Posted by Phillipa on July 25, 2007, at 12:01:11
In reply to mister bean's latest adventure, posted by karen_kay on July 25, 2007, at 9:46:53
KK have you considered becoming a writer actually that was very good. Love Phillipa
Posted by karen_kay on July 25, 2007, at 12:33:16
In reply to Re: mister bean's latest adventure » karen_kay, posted by Phillipa on July 25, 2007, at 12:01:11
drinking old spice daily and sleeping with bruce campbell.
thanks phillipa,
kk
Posted by ClearSkies on July 25, 2007, at 15:02:50
In reply to mister bean's latest adventure, posted by karen_kay on July 25, 2007, at 9:46:53
I am in love with
Bruce Campbell!!!!Swoon!!
cs
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