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Posted by spriggy on October 19, 2005, at 14:04:39
I always write down funny things my son says ( My oldest son is autistic and his speech is very limited).
Maybe because of that, I don't want to miss a single thing my other son has to say.
Anyway, sometimes when I'm sad, I look back over the "funny" Jacob book and read his stuff.
Here are a few that cracked me up:*3 years old: Eating his Cheerios and says, " Look mom, I'm lowering my cholesterol."
*5 years old: Walks into room when I only have on panties and bra. I say, " Don't look at mommy when she's not dressed."
He says, " Oh sorry mom, I didn't mean to see your breast helmets." ROFL
*2 1/2 years old (potty training): First poop in the big potty. He wants to save it all day for daddy to see when he comes to home.
He says, " Look mom, I did it, I did it! It's the BIG one. It's just like a Giant Pickle."
I was on the phone to Social Security when he bursted out that announcement by the way!
* 3 years old: He realizes something is wrong with his big brother (autism) and says, " MOm, I think Austin needs more batteries!"
Okay, that's enough for now. ROFL
Posted by rjlockhart98 on October 19, 2005, at 17:31:30
In reply to a BIG funny...., posted by spriggy on October 19, 2005, at 14:04:39
Spriggy you are going to make me laugh till im on floor and die.
OMG HAHAHAHA "breast helments" i cant trype i laughing so hard.
Ok, ..... whew im better. Im so sorry, but that was funny and looks and then "dont look at mommy undressed" ROLF he should have a recorder with statements.
Oh god, i swear i had a Proactive, exhausting day, Midterm, went to interview a excutive for speech class, then came home to this! Whew, that gave me a boost and i was dead exhausted.
Sometiems when im in the car i think about something Spriggy said, or in the store, and just start laughing and people look at me!
That was the best mood lift i have had for today.
Spriggy, go on saterday night live.
Regards,
Matt
Posted by Emily Elizabeth on October 19, 2005, at 18:59:39
In reply to Re: omg!!, posted by rjlockhart98 on October 19, 2005, at 17:31:30
Posted by Phillipa on October 19, 2005, at 20:48:11
In reply to Re: omg!!, posted by rjlockhart98 on October 19, 2005, at 17:31:30
Spriggy I know you have a fan! Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by wildcard on October 19, 2005, at 22:04:00
In reply to a BIG funny...., posted by spriggy on October 19, 2005, at 14:04:39
Gotta love kids and my favorites were The Big Pickle and Let's leave it until daddy gets home!! Too funny ; )
Posted by Deneb on November 14, 2005, at 22:26:57
In reply to a BIG funny...., posted by spriggy on October 19, 2005, at 14:04:39
> I always write down funny things my son says
That's a super cool idea!
> Anyway, sometimes when I'm sad, I look back over the "funny" Jacob book and read his stuff.
>
>
> Here are a few that cracked me up:
>
> *3 years old: Eating his Cheerios and says, " Look mom, I'm lowering my cholesterol."
>
> *5 years old: Walks into room when I only have on panties and bra. I say, " Don't look at mommy when she's not dressed."
>
> He says, " Oh sorry mom, I didn't mean to see your breast helmets." ROFL
>
> *2 1/2 years old (potty training): First poop in the big potty. He wants to save it all day for daddy to see when he comes to home.
>
> He says, " Look mom, I did it, I did it! It's the BIG one. It's just like a Giant Pickle."
>
> I was on the phone to Social Security when he bursted out that announcement by the way!
>
> * 3 years old: He realizes something is wrong with his big brother (autism) and says, " MOm, I think Austin needs more batteries!"
>ROFL! I especially liked the breast helmets one! OMGosh, that's just hilarious.
Deneb
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