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Posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
>One on my top 10 list was i put dog sh*t under my ex b/f's car door handles...ROFLMAO!!! I know he wasn't laughing ; )
Posted by rjlockhart98 on September 27, 2005, at 23:31:36
In reply to What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
I one time put eyedrops into my stepdads drink after he grounded me when i first moved in with the man, i was like 13. (which causes extreme diariea if swallowed)
hehehehe...........
stayed in a public bathroom for 20min.
Posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:46:46
In reply to Re: What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by rjlockhart98 on September 27, 2005, at 23:31:36
OMG Matt, u reminded me of the time i put my stepdads TOOTHBRUSH in the toilet filled w/ peepee and poopoo...LMAOPMP!!!Thank u,thank u ; D
He was so mean! I still laugh to this day over that but had forgotten.
Posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:53:49
In reply to Re: What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by rjlockhart98 on September 27, 2005, at 23:31:36
Oh i cant forget the sardines! A neighbor of mine was a witch (broom and all). She was just hateful to everyone, especially kids. Well when my baby was 6 yrs old, some kids were playin ball and the neighborhood bully started picking on this little boy w/ a physical handicap. My son told him to quit and the bully hit this other boy. My son got into his 1st fight taking up for someone that cldn't defend themselves and i was proud. The witch complained about the kids playing ball, blah! A friend and I let sardines sit in a baggy out in the summer heat for days, then snuck over there one night and put them in her bushes!!!! OMG..it STUNK so bad...lol
Posted by kid47 on September 28, 2005, at 12:11:41
In reply to What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
When I was a kid (still am actually), my older brother would, as older siblings often do, tease me, pick on me, etc. He was also extremely vigilant about his hair....buying salon products and spending inordinate amounts of time combing and styling. So in retaliation for his bullying I took a bottle of depilatory (Nair I think it was) and put it in his high dollar shampoo. I still laugh gleefully when I recall the horrified scream he let out when his hair started coming out in handfuls. I never did tell him what I'd done. He is now somewhat follicularly (is that even a word?) challenged. I like to think I had something to do with it. I was a diabolical (and brilliantly sinister)l child.
peace :)
kid
Posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 12:18:47
In reply to Re: What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 reveng, posted by kid47 on September 28, 2005, at 12:11:41
I grew up w/ 7 boys so i find that hilarious. I'm the only girl and i did some things but nothing that good!
Posted by spriggy on September 28, 2005, at 12:46:39
In reply to ooooohhhh that is a good one!! LMAO!! » kid47, posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 12:18:47
Waaaay back before I was a mature, lady like, pastor's wife (ahem... snorts), once when someone made me mad, I vaselined all the door knobs to their house.
Not only did I do that, but since I was once former friends' with this person, and had a ton of letters they had written with some very ugly things about other people in it.... I accidentally made copies of the letters at Kinko's for $.15 a copy and then accidentally seemed to have passed them out to all the people mentioned in the letter.
I know... that was bad. But I was young and I have since asked for forgiveness (and learned to never, ever keep a paper trail). LOL
AND OKAY FINE.. I'll confess (the shame here), but when I was around 14, me and my friend Chris, got a bee bee gun and pegged the windows in someone's car that we didn't like.And this is REALLY bad (trust me, I know) but Chris and I would hide in his apartment and shoot people in the legs (or bottoms) with that same bee bee gun. Isn't that terrible?
Needless to say, my parent's stopped letting me around Chris after the cops were called. ROFL
I KNOW that's awful. I still feel bad about that one.
*hides head into desk and weeps from sorrow*
Posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 13:00:07
In reply to Puts on very stern/grown up face..., posted by spriggy on September 28, 2005, at 12:46:39
LMAO....U know it feels good to remember those... ahem *innocent* but evil things we do as kids!!! A BB Gun LMAOA!! I have put Vaseline on the toilet seat but NEVER shot people..OMGROFL!!!!
Posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 14:43:44
In reply to What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an *sshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word '*sshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an *sshole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "*sshole calling" would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telstra. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an *sshole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first *sshole (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW *sshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is", he said.
"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an *sshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two *sshole to call. Then I came up with an idea. I called *sshole #1.
"Hello."
"You're an *sshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked."Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"*sshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *sshole," and hung up.
Then I called *sshole #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, *sshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your *ss," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, *sshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two *ssholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.
NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really works...
Posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 14:51:03
In reply to This was in my email today, posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 14:43:44
your an *sshole!
LMAOROF
Posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 14:58:45
In reply to That is the BEST one EVER!!!! Oh C Teresa » crazy teresa, posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 14:51:03
Posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 15:04:02
In reply to Oh yeah, where do you live? (nm) » wildcard, posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 14:58:45
Posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 15:04:57
In reply to Oh yeah, where do you live? (nm) » wildcard, posted by crazy teresa on September 28, 2005, at 14:58:45
Posted by Bobby on September 28, 2005, at 19:16:32
In reply to What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
Not really but I know of someone who claimed to.
Posted by Phillipa on September 28, 2005, at 19:17:11
In reply to 1 800 ELOH SSA LANE # 3.......; D (nm) » crazy teresa, posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 15:04:02
Hummmm, That looks familiar to me. Think I got that same E-mail today. Wonder who it was from? Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by wildcard on September 28, 2005, at 22:41:00
In reply to Put cat food in my brother's cereal bowl?, posted by Bobby on September 28, 2005, at 19:16:32
fed it to my aunt's long time b/f. It was that Grand Gourmet dog food that looked like pieces of real steak in gravy and she poured it over the rice, seasoned it and he ate every bite...LMAO I was a kid but he beat up on my aunt so everyone hated him...he was a dog ; )
Posted by Poet on October 1, 2005, at 17:40:13
In reply to What is the MEANEST thing u have done 4 revenge?, posted by wildcard on September 27, 2005, at 23:22:09
Sprinkled cat hair in my very allergic and annoying co-worker's office. I didn't say bless you when she sneezed either.
Poet
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