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Posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 15:52:34
Gentle thoughts for today...]
1) Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
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2) When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog that bit me run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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3) If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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4) Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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5) A penny saved is a government oversight.
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6) The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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7) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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8) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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9) He who hesitates is probably right.
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10) Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL"
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11) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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12) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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13)The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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14) There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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15) Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
Posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:05:43
In reply to A friend sent this #2 may offend? #7 HILARIOUS, posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 15:52:34
and #2 didn't offend.
#14 - quite cool!
Thanks for bringing a smile on a very lonely night.
Sabrina
Posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 16:16:45
In reply to #7 rules, posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:05:43
Glad to help~better than those viennas LOL
I just didn't want any animal lovers to think i was being mean b/c i love animals too.
Posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:26:22
In reply to Re: #7 rules » sal0805, posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 16:16:45
I understand. We have a house overun by our pets. They are our children.
And they love viennas! They're especially useful if we have to give one of the dogs a tablet!
However, I give in now. Useless, stupid, unhealthy food that has nothing to do with your wonderfully lighthearted and happy feeling post.
We'll save the vienna thingy for my previous quiet, then lonely and ultimately yuckie thread.
('ultimately' meant that you made me smile).
Sabrina
Posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 16:37:16
In reply to Re: #7 rules » wildcard, posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:26:22
Posted by Phillipa on September 24, 2005, at 19:35:12
In reply to Re: #7 rules » wildcard, posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:26:22
Hey wildcard, wrinkles do hurt! Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 20:01:22
In reply to Re: #7 rules » sal0805, posted by Phillipa on September 24, 2005, at 19:35:12
Posted by lynn970 on September 24, 2005, at 20:11:56
In reply to #7 rules, posted by sal0805 on September 24, 2005, at 16:05:43
I love dogs, but number 2 had me rolling.
Posted by Racer on September 25, 2005, at 21:08:32
In reply to Re: #7 rules » sal0805, posted by Phillipa on September 24, 2005, at 19:35:12
I could always tell precisely how much trouble I was in by the ORDER of the names my mother called me. Since I was always called by my middle name, if she called "Racer Mad X!" I was in trouble, but it wasn't too terribly bad.
When Mother called, "Mad Racer X!" that meant I was in deep doodoo, and had better start planning my most abject apology!
Thanks for the laugh.
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