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Posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 13:24:29
Therapy for my friends
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.....
It's Called Therapy.
Posted by greyskyeyes on September 16, 2005, at 14:56:58
In reply to Just passing it along...lol, posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 13:24:29
Oh my God, that made me laugh... I'm going to use the "would you like fries with that?" line at work (I work in computers). In accordance with the Prophesy.
Posted by spriggy on September 16, 2005, at 18:06:10
In reply to Just passing it along...lol, posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 13:24:29
And the one about asking for your "drive thru" order to go reminded me of a story.
When I was 16, I worked at McDonald's.
This guy came in and said, " I would like a number 3, with a Dr. Pepper and no onions."
So I smirked and said, " Oh don't worry, our Dr. Pepper doesn't have onions."
Yeah-- 11 years later and I'm STILL proud of *that* one.. ROFL
Posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 19:08:30
In reply to ROFL Loved # 6 7!!! too good.., posted by spriggy on September 16, 2005, at 18:06:10
Ha me too! But i was bad,bad,bad...my friend and i both worked the drive thru (bad move) and this day she had a bad case of the runs(very loud sounds too), so as she's in the bathroom, i switched the button for the people in the car to hear her. they listened for a few and pulled off totally disgusted but i found it quite funny ROFLPMP....she wasnt as amused though!!! yes,i am a sick person ; )
Posted by crazy teresa on September 18, 2005, at 3:14:27
In reply to imagine pulling up to order and hearing... » spriggy, posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 19:08:30
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
I can't breathe. My stomache hurts. I have tears and now my nose is running. I'm trying really hard to be quiet because it's 3:11 am and my windows are open and it's making it worse.
I will never be able to drive thru McDonalds with a straight face again...
Posted by crazy teresa on September 18, 2005, at 3:16:03
In reply to Just passing it along...lol, posted by wildcard on September 16, 2005, at 13:24:29
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