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Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:14:56
Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
Then you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:15:21
In reply to Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:14:56
It takes a big man to cry.
It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:16:12
In reply to Re: Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:15:21
The face of a child can say a lot.Especially the mouth part.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:18:10
In reply to Re: Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:16:12
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:20:45
In reply to Re: Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:18:10
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:30:30
In reply to and one of my all time favorites.... drumroll....., posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:20:45
I hope that after I die, people will say of me:" That guy sure owed me a lot of money.''
Posted by JenStar on June 12, 2005, at 18:40:23
In reply to Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:14:56
Spriggy,
thanks! These are hilarious. I LOVE Jack Handy! I have those little books they sold when it was big from SNL.Give some more of your favorites, please!
JenStar
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:44:10
In reply to love them! » Spriggy, posted by JenStar on June 12, 2005, at 18:40:23
I think you should always carry around two sacks in your hands. That way, when somebody says to you, " hey can you give me a hand?" you can say,
"sorry, got these sacks."
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:45:00
In reply to okay you asked for it.. ROFL » JenStar, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:44:10
I think a funny thing to tell kids when it's raining is that God is crying. Then when they ask you why God is crying, I think another funny thing to tell them is, " I don't know. Probably something you did."
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:45:58
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:45:00
If you ever fall off the Sears tower, I think it's a good idea to just go real limp. Then people will think you're a dummy and try to catch you becuase, hey, free dummy.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:46:53
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:45:58
Anytime I see something screech across the room and jump onto some guy's neck, and the guy then runs around the room screaming, I just have to laugh, because, hey.. what is that thing?
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:48:39
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:46:53
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
Posted by JenStar on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:05
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:46:53
I seriously LOVE these! They make me laugh out loud. "Hey, free dummy!" It's pure genius!
"I got these 2 sacks!"
Love it, love it.
J
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:09
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:48:39
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:38
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:09
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.
Posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:56
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:38
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
Posted by Angela2 on June 12, 2005, at 21:33:40
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:56
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
Jack handy is so funny! Good thread!
Posted by Angela2 on June 12, 2005, at 21:35:03
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL » Spriggy, posted by Angela2 on June 12, 2005, at 21:33:40
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.
Posted by Angela2 on June 12, 2005, at 21:35:56
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Angela2 on June 12, 2005, at 21:35:03
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Posted by ed_uk on June 13, 2005, at 7:35:02
In reply to Re: Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:16:12
>The face of a child can say a lot.
>Especially the mouth part.Hahaha, I like that!!! Thanks Spriggy xx
Posted by Jazzed on June 13, 2005, at 13:36:46
In reply to Need a laugh??? deep thoughts by jack handy, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:14:56
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> Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
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> Then you'll be a mile away from them AND you'll have their shoes.
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This is my fav!
Jazzy
Posted by Shortelise on June 13, 2005, at 13:50:14
In reply to Re: okay you asked for it.. ROFL, posted by Spriggy on June 12, 2005, at 18:49:56
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