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Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:10:01
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!! » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:03:10
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:30:17
In reply to Re: Golly Gee Rain you are so silly!! (nm) » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:10:01
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:31:18
In reply to moremoremore » rainbowbrite, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:30:17
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:34:15
In reply to playing tricks, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:31:18
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:37:03
In reply to playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) (nm), posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:34:15
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
watch out cause i just found one hahaha
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:40:49
In reply to Re: playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:37:03
> Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
>
> watch out cause i just found one hahahaLol I oft times feel like the world is spinning :)
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:46:05
In reply to Re: playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:40:49
ITs ME (im doing the count dracula laugh)
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:58:18
In reply to Re: playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:46:05
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:59:07
In reply to Re: playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) » Fallen4MyT, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:46:05
> ITs ME (im doing the count dracula laugh)
LMAO I don't think enough people get a good lol its as important to emotional health as meds and T's and well.....everything its a med for the head
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:59:58
In reply to Re: playing tricks/ mega loling youre killing me :) » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:59:07
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. PIMPLAO!!!
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:00:47
In reply to just for fallen, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:59:58
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:03:05
In reply to i mean especially for fallen (nm), posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:00:47
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 23:09:08
In reply to just for fallen, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 22:59:58
massively lmao.........i AM gonna PIMP if you keep this up
> You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. PIMPLAO!!!
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 23:10:08
In reply to theraputic i guess, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:03:05
LMFAO I AM GONNA BABBLE YOU.......
> Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
Posted by just plain jane on January 20, 2005, at 23:13:35
In reply to i love them » daisym, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 0:14:05
he keeps it so's he can have that penny for someone else's thoughts.
but...let's see, in your scenario, is the person who is saying, "a penny for your thoughts" talking to the person who puts in their two cents' worth?
if so, then the one who said "a penny for your thoughts" would be giving the penny to the other, who would hand back two cents, so the first one ends up recouping his loss and making a profit.
and how do i get into this racket?
guido
aka just plain jane
Posted by just plain jane on January 20, 2005, at 23:15:56
In reply to Re: Fear » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 22:04:31
if a bear shyts in the woods when no one else is there to smell it, does it still stink?
pj
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:18:19
In reply to I wonder, posted by just plain jane on January 20, 2005, at 23:15:56
nope and trees don't make noise when they fall either unless someone is there LOL
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:19:47
In reply to Re: theraputic i guess » rainbowbrite, posted by Fallen4MyT on January 20, 2005, at 23:10:08
DR Bob
I think this was poor taste of me to post, if I could take it back I would. Im sorry if it offends anyone I was just being silly.
RAin
Posted by Dr. Bob on January 21, 2005, at 0:34:57
In reply to DR BOB, posted by rainbowbrite on January 20, 2005, at 23:19:47
Posted by just so sad on January 21, 2005, at 12:06:23
In reply to Re: thanks (nm) » rainbowbrite, posted by Dr. Bob on January 21, 2005, at 0:34:57
No insult intended guys - really - but here goes...
If a guy speaks in the forest, and there's nobody there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 21, 2005, at 12:33:04
In reply to A Funny - For Gals Only, posted by just so sad on January 21, 2005, at 12:06:23
well thats a tough one....hmmmmm LOL
YUP!!! hehehe
Posted by rainbowbrite on January 21, 2005, at 12:39:18
In reply to Re: A Funny - For Gals Only » just so sad, posted by rainbowbrite on January 21, 2005, at 12:33:04
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
Posted by Fallen4MyT on January 21, 2005, at 15:03:32
In reply to A Funny - For Gals Only, posted by just so sad on January 21, 2005, at 12:06:23
Lol more brain candy...hahah thanks the answer is....yes he is heheheheh/ guys just kidding you too Dr Bob :)
> No insult intended guys - really - but here goes...
>
> If a guy speaks in the forest, and there's nobody there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Posted by 64Bowtie on January 25, 2005, at 1:26:24
In reply to A Funny - For Gals Only, posted by just so sad on January 21, 2005, at 12:06:23
If a guy is reading out loud someplace away in the forest, 100 miles from the nearest civilization, and no one else is araound for miles, is he still wrong?
Rod
Posted by just plain jane on January 26, 2005, at 8:57:35
In reply to 2nd iteration, posted by 64Bowtie on January 25, 2005, at 1:26:24
if someone passes very foul gas and there is no one else there to smell it...
does it still stink?
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